Is that not something to keep a urinary continence garment in place?

I think he’ll struggle to motivate himself even more at a big club tbh. Only seems to be able to be able to raise his game when we’re a clear underdog these past 18 months.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Losing my glasses and needing my glasses to find them again was definitely one of the things that led to my ADHD diagnosis last week 🤣

‘I feel like I’m losing her’: the families torn apart by older relatives going far right It starts with a ‘back in my day’ nostalgic meme – then suddenly your elders are sharing AI-generated ‘boomerslop’ and repeating conspiracy theories …

It starts with ‘nostalgia porn’ - the generation that benefited most from a big state get seduced by populists demanding a small state … www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Doesn’t appear to be addressing a great deal tbh.

Not gonna lie his agent hawking him around has left a sour taste, given how the club supported him in the aftermath of his gambling ban

Not at all, Mourinho has been a busted flush for a good while now

I’m lucky I get it free with my EE mobile account

Fucking hell way to play to the gallery of not even finishing the sentence correctly 🤦🏻‍♂️

Should obviously be “has probably already realised” added before the comma to make sense 🤣

Well just off the consultation that has confirmed what anyone who’s had the displeasure of reading anything I’ve typed on here, I have Inattentive ADHD

Farage's visit to Scotland is one of the rare occasions when the most irritating living thing in the country isn't midges.

First of all: You're the party head! How can't you control the people below you?
Second of all: If you can't control your own party, how can you control over 60 million people as PM? Congrats, Nigel, you've played yourself!

Yes is winning on 58%

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU.

Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

James Bembridge on X: Hate is too weak a word for what I feel towards the NHS. I'd tear it down and salt the earth upon which it stood.

Lovely people, these Reform UK candidates for the upcoming election, and great to know they're on our side.

Note to self if there’s no listed flavour on a packet of SHIN ramen, they will be hotter than the sun.

I’m off to put the bog roll in the freezer 🥵🔥

Newcastle's castle was built in 1080 by William the Conqueror's eldest son Robert Curthouse. It is by no stretch of the imagination a "new castle"> Geordies should stop living in the past. Boody, Chesvegas

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Honestly that whole last summer was a damning indictment of the whole club post takeover.

The fact that Eales’ replacement was allowed to drift for months and that no senior executive told Mitchell in no uncertain terms that he was going nowhere until September 1st. Is tantamount to neglect by PIF

Does it really when both strikers were significantly down the list of preferred options?

Would a DoF have possibly succeeded in getting a Delap, Pedro, Ekitike or Sesko if the negotiations had been less chaotic and haphazard? I’m sure the inertia when PIF are involved doesn’t help either

No Mass Effect?

I don't think anything more usefully summarises the UK than seeing the "left wing" government kick the fuck out of one of the few genuinely successful export sectors of the last ten years because racist pensioners who will never vote for them don't like foreigners.

Also if you’re struggling for form yourself and know it, it’s relatively easy to have the odd moment of head loss too

Well this is getting less traction than a mistake that Angela Rayner’s advisors made, isn’t it?

Prior relationship with Wilson? He had a prior relationship with Mitchell but not one with Wilson that I’m aware of.

The only time I’ve ever heard Poch mentioned with the NUFC job was if Howe left for England, whilst Mitchell was still DoF during the fallout of his disastrous initial interview

May be true but when would you have sold Trippier? As I’m pretty confident we don’t win the League Cup last year without him. His performance in that final was immense IMHO

For all he’s ageing we’ve massively missed Schar’s distribution too. Everything is too slow and side to side at times, even more pronounced without Bruno too

Paul Mitchell

That may be true but anyone with a singular braincell could word that without diminishing the effort and work that went into changing the club from perennial relegation fodder, to one that challenges for European qualification and domestic trophies.

On what grounds exactly? Nearly getting to Europe is now better than 2xCL qualification and winning a trophy?

He done well in a situation with no pressure or expectation and they’re still an inconsistent side.

See Thomas Frank at Spurs for how this likely plays out if he replaced Howe at NUFC

What’s he supposed to say though? Yes our players are dross and too many of them think they’re better than they are?

What would that do to the already shattered morale in the squad?

But that’s just highlighting a further failing of the officials