i found an "end of medium" (the end of a physical tape or punchcard) unicode character in an address in my database once.

they get entered by end users so could come from lord only knows where, but pass through several systems before getting to me.

lie in bed trying to will myself to sleep harder in an attempt to make number go up

my hope is that "bollock squig" becomes a synonym for generating channel growth.

"so as you can see, mr bank manager, this loan will allow me to bollock squig"

the black and white cat has found the most expensive thing available and is working to render it into base elements

biski's current project is disassembling an aeron chair

isn't there some sort of oath about that

every 40k channel will soon have a bollock squig

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

and by "jerry", i mean the cartoon mouse. not wartime germans. their holes were quite different.

any update on the mouse situation? has he left the home, or maybe taken up residence in the skirting board, perhaps in one of those semi circular holes that jerry used to specialise in?

can the next president ensure that come the next election america won't choose another lunatic? because that's the real damage. the country can't be trusted to remain consistently sane

Pardons drug trafficking president of Honduras -> Kidnaps President of Venezuela and charges him for drug trafficking for oil

US civilian murdered by secret police in the streets -> threatens to bomb Iran for murdering protesters in the street

the timing drives me crazy

"you may not use the swimming pool for LAN parties"

big fan of the UK clarifying that the US cannot use their airbases for an invasion of a country they can freely deploy troops to

if I was misusing the doj I think I would avoid establishing investigations into misuse of the doj as a thing

I can only hope that the highest levels of the US government running the same playbook they ran on Trayvon Martin and George Floyd and countless others on Renee Good is clarifying for some people out there

It has occurred to me that people are finally mad because a white citizen was killed even though they didn't give a shit when it was immigrants dying unless to use us as props in arguments against ICE

Screenshots from Andor when the Gorman councilman told Mon Mothma, “They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that’s the final humiliation.”

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

"too rich to be influenced" is the speech that the villain gives in TimeCop. it's like no one watchs van damme movies any more

A maned wolf standing with it's ears tilted back and teeth slightly showing giving an almost awkward expression. Photo by Gabriel Bonfa

Close up of a maned wolf standing with it's ears tilted back and teeth slightly showing giving an almost awkward expression. Photo by Gabriel Bonfa

Comment by Brandon Cummings "he looks like he knows he's too long bur he doesn't know why"

I love maned wolves so much you don't understand

GM.

Forget it Jake, it’s Tiny Tim

Screenshot of two posts from user Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer: working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now" "I'm strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm" of course you do. You're twelve. "I don't want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal" hell yeah homie you're twelve. "Maybe if there's crime we should just send the army" bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

my retirement plan is defending my walled compound from the forces of lord humongous

simply use genai to create more data

i have to do phishing awareness training about every six months that is sent from an external email. it should genuinely just be a page saying "you failed"

that description feels less arcane and mysterious if you can say it was believed to have been worn by... that big chap over there