And somehow it’s still on the woman

Girls imagine your husbands having ten friends.

I think I just heard the Spanish version of “hey Jimmy”

I should clarify! To eat 😋

I know I’ve found my home. Fancy fish and She’s So Cold playing.

The last thing the world (me) needs is a refreshing Last Word but here we are. #oops

TIL that the Spanish word for deer meat is bambi

Restaurant weed dreams! It's been 25 years and they're still seating customers and the chefs are gone and the tables are all dirty

Y'ever send an email that you have to send and it's a giant shitburger but you have to send it and you imagine it traveling through the tubes and the other person opening it and saying "WTF?!"

The amazing thing about writing is it's basically time travel and whenever I think about that it blows my mind. It's a genuine miracle.

I mean, just think about it: a Chinese general from 2,500 years ago can point out the President of the USA is a fucking idiot.

It's incredible.

I just sent a calendar invite for a work meeting for tomorrow and all I can think about is how someone in Iran also just sent a calendar invite for a work meeting for tomorrow.

Somehow it feels ok to have cookies and manhattans for dinner?

The year is 2027. Hakeem Jeffries steps out of his nuclear bunker for the first time in almost a year in full hazmat gear. His fingertips are stained with graphite and marred by thousands of papercuts. In his hand he holds the most strongly worded letter ever written in all of history.

Congress is so funny. The world could be blown to smithereens and half of them would be like not sure this is a kitchen table issue.

This fuckin sucks why are there sooooo many militaries and intel agencies on this little beautiful miracle of a planet if any given president of the same shitass fuckhole racist country can just nuke whoever he wants whenever he wants

Study: 97% Of All Sounds Infuriating ANN ARBOR, MI—Presenting data that quantified a fact already widely accepted as true, scientists at the University of Michigan released a study Wednesday proving that 97% of all sounds were infuriatin...

misophonia sufferers vindicated as scientists confirm the remaining 3% are also under investigation

Are their calendar notifications failing, too?

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Any time you see any news item placing Gavin Newsom as the new face of the Democratic part, this is damage control and we mustn't fall for it. The cadre of American nobility understands how badly they fucked things up, but they still want to be in charge and Gavin Newsom is how they want to keep it.

Project Hail Mary is a beautiful brilliant film. But molecular biologists be warned there's a deeply disturbing scene midway through when Ryan Gosling's scientist places two eppendorfs directly next to each other in an otherwise empty unbalanced microcentrifuge & sets it spinning with wild abandon.

Let's go ahead and stop this now, before anyone gets carried away. Absolutely fucking NO on Gavin Newsom and Rahm Emanuel. Stop wasting everyone's time with this nonsense.

I said "good turnout" to the older lady next to me, and she said "I think we have enough people to go to the White House and drag him out, and I think that's what it's going to take."

I’M AT THE AMERICAN HEGEMONIC SUICIDE

I’M AT THE GLOBAL ENERGY CRISIS

I’M AT THE COMBINATION HEGEMONIC SUICIDE ENERGY CRISIS

This. Is. Murder. Even. If. No. One. Calls. It. That.

BREAKING Mexico's navy says two boats ferrying aid to Cuba are missing

I know there's a lot going on

But what the US is doing to Cuba is unconscionable