// when I log on to bluesky I forget how big the deltarune verse is

its not the worst thing ive been called doll, but thank you

《Passing battat an open bottle of Jack Daniel's》

hold my hair if I vomit please

youre the best

@motormouthdice.bsky.social

`` I know you always have me Battat, want some whiskey.?``

merry Christmas pippins

im gonna go vomit

could be the cold talking or maybe

jjst maybe

I hate having responsibilities

I wanna slam my head into my desk until my head is a weird shape again

You know... the ones that wear green?

Like.. what's their name.. Battat?

pointing at themself with a surprised expression.

side-eyeing the viewer, looking confused and uncertain. or perhaps suspicious.

looking over their shoulder at the viewer with a smug expression.

] The Many Jonger

⠀⠀Sure did pal

⠀⠀I dont really remember what happened..

《Sitting down in her office scratching the hair on her head. She sighs and pulls out a deck of cards shuffling then endlessly》

Taku

Just going to warn you guys she has terrible trust issues and will probably stalk your muses if thats comfortable with you !

I do know that its mainly the green ones who like to start the stuff

Oh and ill pay you

I lot of them like to kiss eachother so. A good chunk.

I mean even i could get you a smooch

Oh I mean same thing for me too, I mean its hard for me and your a whole foot taller than me

Oh come on its not to hard, I can you trained in a hour and youd get smooches from other pippins

oh agreed I wanna smooch em

wanna work at roulette table?

ill dress you up and everything

They stress me out

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Taku

So for people new to the account, its a pippins account based off of King Dice, ill make a Kaard eventually. But she follows the same rules effectively

⠀⠀I.. made a deal, a contract a long long time ago

⠀⠀the right hand Gal, I do the work get the credit and own a couple of casinos, but I still work for the man that took me when I was still a regular pippins

yeah, can you count to 2? If you can count to two i can legally hire you at a casino

⠀⠀you have a contract ?

shit I didnt get to contract you first, oh well. but no yeah I own my casinos my friend i ain't earn my title for nothing

it must get at least a dollar an hour

yeah !

you just need to know how to count

wait did I miss something in pippins news blog

wanna be one for a week?

⠀⠀ahhh.. to lay low. I dont really have thats option but I see why you would want too.

⠀⠀eh? You wanna work for me、it won't be easy that I can assure

⠀⠀ Oh my yellow? So why not wear a yellow jacket? It cant be hard to weave

⠀⠀My casinos are admirable, at least the one I live at, I dont check on the others often