Screenshot of two trending topics at the top of the bluesky app. The first says "Obama and Mamdani" and the second says "Wrestlemania".

Choosing to ignore the space between these two trending topics 😂

please note that while shitposts may be conceptualized while I drive, they are not actually typed out until I am safely parked. Please shitpost responsibly.

catch me desperately trying not to meet the eyes of the driver ahead of me in their rearview while I eagerly slurp whipped cream off a fat straw

If u see me giving passionate road head to the first mocha iced capp of the season no you don't

It’s sad that if you want to get into mongering, there’s so much pressure to specialize in either fish, cheese, or fear.

graphic that says in bold lettering "remember: no lilies for kitties. even ingesting a tiny amount of pollen can cause fatal kidney failure. don't risk it." the background is a wallpaper of lily drawings and there is a photo of a perfect, fluffy white cat in the bottom right corner.

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

I do appreciate that seemingly the entire #ghoulcy fandom saw a man with no nose and collectively went "oh he gets ALL up in there"

2 cartoon figures. One says: "let me ask ChatGPT," to which the other one reacts with the The Sims negative interaction moodlet: two people holding hands and double red minus signs.

mentally I am making a Ghoulcy fanvid set to Figured You Out by Nickelback but physically I have no editing skills and no patience to learn

why did i not do this when i had Public Pants and A Bra on already earlier

the struggle of trying to build up the will to put Public Pants and A Bra back on to go get gas before the price jumps again in the morning

fuuuuck just the existence of this survey is so sexy please actually do something with it Canada Gov pleeeeeaasse

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

i need to fill a swimming pool with his voice and float around in it

do you ever just accidentally and irreversibly become very aware of the difference between the size of the actors' heads during an otherwise really hot kissing scene? 😅

good point! I guess this is basically a very mild version of "fiction is a safe place to explore scary things you wouldn't actually want to experience irl" but in this case the scary thing is just "guy who probably hasn't showered in two hundred years" lmao

And oh sure in the end he might hand her back to the boy next door with a bittersweet smile and his hat settled on her head before he turns to walk into the sunset with his dog, but we all know some part of her goes with him just like some part of him stays with her. Cooper Howard's last romance.

The grizzled grouchy ol' cowboy takes the evil land baron's naive but spitfire daughter on a road trip through the desert to bring her daddy to justice, pushing her & toughening her up even as she softens him. Weighted looks over campfires & havin' each other's backs in a gunfight. Growing fondness.

mind you it's been like two decades since I actually read a western but I remember bits and pieces of old Zane Greys and whatnot and while I don't think they're endgame or even that it'll ever be textual, #ghoulcy is SO a romance

Me to the imaginary therapist I concocted in my mind because I'm broke AF: Hi I have borderline debilitating contamination OCD but the only fictional characters I'm like *actually* thirsty about are ones who are just. unfathomably grungy. What does this mean.

that unsettling feeling when a Hum you weren't consciously aware of suddenly Stops. Did an appliance somewhere in the neighbourhood just die

thinking about switching car insurance but to even get a quote I needed to know when I was first licensed & I'm like "I can't remember what I did last week how would I know that" so I went to the DMV & it turns out my licence is old enough to vote. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

tumblr come baaaaaack what's happening to my burrow it's cold and scary out here

what if you went to the Olympics to boo JD Vance and you were double booked in a hotel with someone who also came to boo JD Vance and there was only one bed and as you both booed him everywhere he went you fell in love FOR REAL???

☯️ They played with my heart in this scene 🥺 #ghoulcy #Fallout #FalloutSeason2

i saw a post floating around about it and was like "somebody made that up" but I looked it up and it's actually a revolver from the 1870s that was nicknamed "My Friend" like whaaaaaatttt 😭

Season 3 I better find out there's a Cooper Howard movie where he references what that gun is called. And Lucy's seen it.

Anywho that 45 second reunion does a lot of heavy lifting lmao

Took her autonomy away by surrendering her to her father; gives it back by surrendering her father to her. Tells her she's his friend even after the way they separated, in a very sneaky way but one that between her watching old movies and being a history nerd she might actually understand.

( #falloutspoilers ) what do you MEEEAAAANNNN the funky little gun he gives her is called "My Friend"?!?! Her last words to him were "I thought we were friends" and then he gives her that gun? brb sobbing #ghoulcy

The Fallout TV show has complicated my feelings about using "ghoul" as a pejorative, that's my emotional support noseless Walton Goggins