I thought you were still complaining about the husband desecrating your lovely clean loo 😆

Full time. Rovers 4 points clear with two to play. Could be safe by Saturday night.

A good, healthy countryside smell

3-1 Rovers!

I'd settle for Not Down the Rovers!

They're only fucking winning!

When starter packs first came out and I was put on a load of Everton ones, meaning I suddenly had over a thousand followers, I felt the same. I wish we could have better privacy controls.

1-1! I never doubted them!

Fucking Tranmere. Still, I'm sure Mark Palios has ensured they're all trying their best.

That's made my whole week.

And the bullfighter's hole weak.

If I had to meet JD Vance twice in a fortnight, I'd probably take my chances with the bombs, too.

Prince William's hair.

We got our son the new Tomodachi Life game, and I think that's the last we'll ever see of him.

To the tune of the We Are The Champions theme:

Breakfast for Din-ner! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap* *clap*

Breakfast for Din-ner! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap* *clap*

*Jumps in a swimming pool, fully clothed*

Yanks about to have plane crashes like they have school shooters.

A Michael Jackson movie that doesn’t even ALLUDE to him being accused of raping children is such a strange big budget project. It’s weird that it even exists. It would be like making Titanic and cutting before the iceberg. What a ridiculous display.

A side salad of chips exponentially improves every meal.

"...yeah..."

Pierluigi Bastard Collina's un-retirement/re-retirement was purely to stop Everton playing in the Champions League proper.

I always got told left to leave, right to receive.

That might also explain why I'm shit with a screwdriver.

Right to receive. Hope you scratched it on the edge of a table, or it won't come true!

No such thing. Sometimes there's just not enough storage space.

Heard there's a scene in the Michael Jackson movie where a kid tries to seduce him after a concert and Michael says "No. No thank you!" and just moonwalks away.

I have a browser extension that does reverse image search.

‘Dancing is resistance’: Zack Polanski and the Greens bring the party to the ravers In run-up to May local elections, the Green party is reaching people who may not normally attend a political speech

We're taking Green politics around the country.

And everywhere we go, it's clear:

Hope is here. It's all of us.

You have until midnight to register to vote!

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

"After blowing up that darned Death Star, I really feel imbued with (Star Wars Episode IV) a new hope."

"Me too, Luke. Me too."

[Roll credits]

You'll just have to get one for the final.

Stafford, apparently. www.mediastorehouse.com/framed-print...

https://www.theonion.info/