Good news, yuri is now legal in the new Splatoon game

Chocobo Joy

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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Hot Dogs $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Marcille

making jokes on the discord call like

wrmpl

Someone suggested that I'd do the mii dog instead of the mug bulldog, that mf a genius.

Hey seriously, literally in the bills it says they'll also use identifying information, such as your age data for "other purposes". That means your data goes into a government surveillance database. This would be for ANY *OS*, which is the thing your fucking PC runs off of.

Call your reps NOW.

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

Gouache and colored pencil illustration of a rainy bus stop with pink hydrangeas behind it. A cute cartoony frog in a yellow raincoat, yellow rain boots and holding a red umbrella is standing in front of the bus stop, smiling. A snail is also waiting on top of the bench.

A rainy bus stop with two friends excited to go on a little trip to the town!! ☔️🐸🐌

#art #gouache #cuteart

He thinks he's a plant

This is Marty. He played the role of Bruiser in a college production of "Legally Blonde" and nailed every line. Was confused when people were impressed though. What, like it's hard? 14/10 (IG: sirbaldwinandmarty)

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My past works

A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU

Gentle reminder…

I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!

when you're making your way downtown

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

A rat playing a colorful little piano, delightfully captioned "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"

20 years of Neil banging out the tunes

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

...seeing this has put me in an existential crisis

How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽

#PokemonWindsWaves

Drawing of a long-legged crab titled "arthropod". Below it is a nearly identical drawing titled "anthropod," where the crab has human legs and hands instead of crabby limbs.

just had a thought...

A digital 4 panel comic. The first panel has a white cat that says "I try to be nice to everyone". The second panel has a black cat that replies with "ok now be nice to yourself." Third panel is the white cat staring in silence, and the fourth panel the white cat's expression changed into an angry one

But what if I don't wanna >:[

#comic #cats

Happy Birthday Mark!!

HEADLINE: they actually put transparent legs on geodude at a parade in japan Three mascots of Pokémon, one of whom is Geodude a cranky rock man. He has transparent legs

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):