Report: Fun Aunt Has To Go Away For A While

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she rly said greater good? I am the greatest good you ever r gonna get

The Rose’s frontman WOOSUNG was asked about how it felt after appearing as a feature on AGUST D’s song ‘Snooze,’ to go from industry undermining to industry confidence.

His response highlights how SUGA chooses artistry over labels.

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An enormous ice cream sundae. Two people have set up ladders in the sundae. They are falling off the ladders because the sundae was an unsafe place to set up a ladder. The text reads: Warm weather means ladders. Set up your ladder on a firm, flat (non-ice cream) surface and make sure you have a spotter!

Set up your ladder on a firm, flat surface. Do not set up your ladder in a large ice cream sundae.

Well, couldn't you say the excuse for the second picture is that there is a secondary light source that's making it look al weird?

let’s try this again:

To everyone who can openly declare that they are transgender,
and to everyone who cannot yet come out to those around them🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

The world has not yet fully seen the dawn, but let’s continue to support one another.
Chiitan is here with everyone’s hearts.
Everyone is beautiful♡

Tell Congress: Demand Speaker Johnson hold a vote IMMEDIATELY on the ACA tax credit extension Contact Congress today!

Happy New Year To Everyone, Including the UNHINGED LOSER "Tiny" Mike Johnson, who—despite his best but pitiful efforts—will fail miserably to stop us from extending ACA tax credits in January.

Now's the time to get loud about it:

Not Somali.

Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting

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One of my favourite watercolour paintings. I copied this from a Terry Harrison Watercolour teaching book when I was teaching myself to paint. #art #watercolours #painting

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V, Jin, Jungkook live

🔴 Seokjin, Taehyung, and Jungkook are live!

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Why is it on the HBO app? And what is Crave?

Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex

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Study Shows Link Between Feelings Of Guilt, Bleeding Man Holding Onto Car Hood Screaming At You To Stop

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Also, here’s a World’s Finest cover I did!

If you slept on DJT’s monologue to the nation yesterday, here’s the short version.

learning to draw faces but struggling

I miss the cracked team

Artist! Quote with your most detailed art!

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RFK Jr.'s stance on pediatric research is clear: F-ck them kids The Department of Health and Human Services just terminated seven grants to the American Academy of Pediatrics for daring to criticize Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s unhinged anti-vaccine, anti-...

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Abortion Continues to Increase in 2025 as Telehealth Expands, Especially in States with Bans and Restrictions The latest #WeCount report finds that abortion access is growing as patients turn to telehealth abortion pills and shield law providers.

Despite many states imposing sweeping abortion bans after Dobbs, more Americans are having abortions, not fewer. Virtual consultations and prompt delivery of pills by mail allow people in all 50 states to access abortion care from the privacy of their homes for $150 or less.

How to talk with ice:

It's Puerto Rican, actually. It just migrated into Mexico and some other Latin American countries.

this is actually kind of a shit argument because many of the most lethal types of firearms are heavily restricted or outright illegal to own while every year we make deadlier cars and sell them to whoever