When my roommate moved out and I then lived alone, I bought myself a new set of dishes with a pattern called “Tree Bird”. Now when I grab a plate, I remember that and then a sick guitar solo plays in my head.

Came in to find two gold coins on my desk. I was worried someone was sending me an ominous message but my coworker was just trying to be nice and leave me a treat. I apparently consume too much media based on Greek myth. 💀🛶

He’s a snek with no name.
But makes an excellent accessory.

Here we are in the future

I know a person can be overwhelmed. And a person can be underwhelmed. But can you ever just be whelmed?
Perhaps one can in Europe.

I’d like to take a moment to boast about my friend Lizzy. I saw her in the New Performers Showcase at the Madison Circus Space tonight and she made a wonderful gymnastics Barbie. I never had that Barbie, but I did have a gymnastics Troll doll. Oh, the 90s, how I miss you.

AuDHD burnout has turned me from a charismatic extrovert, to an anxious homebody introvert. The phrase “ignorance is bliss” has never felt so real to me. I just want to feel “normal” again. But given this…climate… I no longer believe that will happen in my lifetime. I could really use a hug.

The brain fog is so real. I usually say “sorry, my brain isn’t braining very well today”

I feel like “skwip” or “squip” would be more appropriate a term.