I was there during the inauguration b/c why TF not, and I miss it everyday 🥲.

*sets calendar reminder to hide in Taylor’s luggage*

I need to get back to PV ☀️ 🐠🍍🍹🏝️ 😩

That’s true… incremental steps

Was so difficult 😩

I did, so fast 😭

Phew, returning to the gym after a +2 week hiatus is tough af 😪.

Is Halloween not enough!? 😂😂

I’ve seen multiple videos of y’all gays placing Christmas ornaments on a tree in just a jockstrap & Santa hat… Is nothing sacred anymore — On Jesus’s birthday!?

You always lose an article of clothing at da clerb lol

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Brrrrrr 🥶

Yes on Amazon Prime, check it out!

I’m enjoying the Secret Level video-game anthology on Prime. Who else thought the Pac Man episode was dark AF 🙋🏽‍♂️!? I lowkey liked how they flipped the narrative and made it dark, gory & dismal.

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Y’all moving too fast with these “show me” chains. I had a winner for the “show me a cute short video of you,” but we’ve done moved through 5 new ones since then…

We gotta treat ourselves! Merry Christmas to you too lol

😂😂😂 I couldn’t resist !

That’s the sentiment I fell on 😂😭

C’mon wise words, Methuselah. Lol 😂

Lol listen I’m like I kinda want it now?? Sooooo sorry Christmas lol.

I hesitate every time lol

Lmao I won’t have any slander on my TL!

Look what cyber-bullying from @p-blade.bsky.social did to me 🥺.

Do y’all ever just buy stuff for yourself just cuz, but with Christmas now around the corner, you question, “should I just be patient and put this under the Christmas tree 🎄 🎅🏽 🤔?”

If so, what do you decide to do 😂?

I wouldn’t mind another lockdown tbh

It’s the worst! I’m with you.

Don’t shoot the messenger — I’m just bringing the news of what’s to come!

Y’all be sure to hold the gym a little tighter and show your appreciation… New Year, New Me season is imminent.

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Y’all got me over here saying “GYAT” every other second 🤤… thank you.