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You know originalism is fake because they don't teach history in law school.

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

we all know I have no life, so:

Actually a QP to emphasize this:

It's really important that certain specialist positions (army officers, bureaucrats, etc.) receive training and education from childhood

Without public education, premodern societies usually had two options: hereditary positions, or specially-trained slaves.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

Welcome back everyone to another episode of the Lockpicking Lawyer, and in today's episode, a viewer appears to have chained me to a radiator in their basement. Well that's no problem, with a little bit technique, we'll be out in no time.

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

I truly hate when little Right Wing Hitler youth open their mouths and give opinions in their over sized fake glasses, that they think will make them seem smart ,on things they know nothing about.

But listen to a real farmer rip her apart.

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

"actually it was a DDOS that caused the Bluesky outage, not vibe coding with AI"

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

was once New Amsterdam.

With alt text:

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

They love to wrassle

jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”

jd vance negotiating with Iran

Zombies Gone Wild

To merely call it "really bad" is generous -- it is the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen plenty.

It is so bad that one of the actors wrote an apology, described the horror of the production, and warned against buying it or watching it.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1042...

A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Troutman @robotrowboat Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being? Boss: Huh? Me: Is it standing near me? Boss: Who? Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being 6:33 PM 06 Jan 18

This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.

Same NASA image of solar eclipse viewed from Artemis II with Saturn, Mars, Venus and other stars identified.

Some stars/planets identified

this is the ceasefire agreement that trump agreed to, which to me looks like an insane strategic defeat for the US

So much AI propaganda about “saving time” is capitalist propaganda. You need to do things faster so you can make more money because work has been devalued and full-time jobs are harder to come by. But AI isn’t going to make YOU rich. It’s already devaluing the work and the jobs even more

🎶 Space Junk Galaxy from Super Mario Galaxy
The original song doesn't have percussion (or bass, really.)
But I came up with this tapping bit for a jam recently and ppl seemed to vibe with it