We no longer need The Onion. What a shame.

Interesting!

Ikr. He kept yelling about how unfair it was that 95% of cars owned in Japan are…wait for it….Japanese made. What idiocy.

IRL they were struggling today. It was kind of funny; but I wouldn’t be laughing if I hadn’t already transferred my 401k into bonds when the dumbfuck was re-inaugurated.

I'm no good with patterns. Can someone help me out here?

A flying saucer abducts Donald Trump out of the White House (cartoon)

Please.

Thankfully, Dollar and Twenty Five Tree is so short staffed they don’t have time to change prices so I’ll go wipe them out tomorrow (after the climate hoax tornadoes pass through town tonight.)

Be safe Midsouth!

In a world of Trumpkins, be a Booker.

I’ve been growing food for 26 years but I still found several new hacks in this video. It’s great!

youtube.com/watch?v=YTY0...

I read Mieville’s This Census Taker last week and really enjoyed its unique style.

Scattered All Over the Earth by Yoko Tawada and Germinal by Emile Zola.

Well… we’ve seemingly made the the transition from winter to summer (season 1/season 2 is all we have in Memphis these days.) Young tomatoes, beans, kales, Swiss chards, baby cucumbers, baby squash are all tucked in to their moderate temperature soil and doing pretty well. The peas are not happy tho