May Day!!

On this day 7 yrs ago they wouldn’t let me into Funky Town without a bra on but then I put a bra on…

Do I need to bang someone on the Royals?

I need to find a new nail tech. I hate doing my own nails

YOURE NOT FUNNY

Who will get bombed next: Iran, Pete Hegseth, or Kash Patel?

Such as? Leaving a stenciled beaver like I do?

A girl can dream

My client- Wait… how old are you? Like 33?

Ma’am

I’m clearly ready for summer based on the amount of bronzer I put on my face today

Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse.

So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries.

It’s your turn.

Full moon on May Day? Maybe it will happen?!

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Iranian hackers who hacked Patel’s email are saying Kirk was killed by a detonating lapel mic 😳

It’s bad out there.

Love you, friend. ❤️

The ending of that friendship has made me question every friendship and myself. And while I have done so much healing over the last several years, life throws me these reminders that I’m not there yet. Healing is personal and should be private or it’s just performative.

Yesterday after I did wedding hair I met a friend for lunch. As we are sitting there enjoying our conversation and our food, in walks a former friend that I had a recent falling out with. To say it caught me by surprise would be a major understatement.

😘😘🤣

Short day at the salon so patio time

I don’t want to hear about a men’s loneliness epidemic I want to hear about a bunch of fucking rapists shooting themself in the face

Right????

Listen, we’ve graduated to a 26 yr old

He didn’t play for KU 😬

💪🏼

He doesn’t even go here

He lives in Iowa?!

Like be so fucking for real

Also dear reader, he did not look muscular. At least not by my standards. Which are that I’m dating a 26 yr old former D1 cornerback.

A man who doesn’t even follow me DMd me “Is 5-9 too short for you? I’m muscular. 2 college degrees. Former college football player.” last night. To which I responded “Not too short but too old and wrong skin color” in case you ever thought about hitting on me in my DMs

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