Oh man he’d better hope there are no videos of him chugging beers with Olympic hockey teams when he said he was on official business or something like that

Amazon combining the worst streaming platform with the worst ad experience is a bold call

These are the types of insights I subscribe for

Given that we’re all up this morning posting about naval blockades and trade routes, I think we all owe George Lucas a massive apology

i'm old enough to remember when blockading the strait of hormuz was enough for donald trump to justify wiping out an entire civilization

OpenTofu is so awesome, I wish I would have started doing this years ago #selfhosting #homelab

Imagine people’s reaction if AEW trotted out a celebrity during their world championship program to announce they were discounting tickets

Summarizing Smackdown so you don’t have to watch tonight:

- McAfee will cut the cringiest promo imaginable
- CM Punk will pretend that he’s not the most company man imaginable
- Brock is still and will always be a piece of human garbage
- Seth is still around I think?

As I’ve said: We elected the one person in the whole world who is NOT interested in reading the President’s Daily Brief.

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

Every time I see an update on what WWE is up to these days, I become that much more happy with my annual sub to MyAEW

gowron billboard above a he is risen sign

A reminder that when you screencap and disseminate Trump's insane posts, rather than either filtering them or even just -- golly gee!! -- quoting them, you are serving as willful data mules for his propaganda system.

I sent you a pic of my Hormuz Strait, please respond.

How many times do you think Sam Altman has asked ChatGPT “how can OpenAI make money”?

The scene for the Force Awoken where the one guy says, "Somehow Palpatine returned..." but the text reads "Somehow ain't no rule says a dog can't play basketball" and SkywalkerBud can be seen peeking in the corner

Imagine joining ICE because you were broke and wanted to tear gas brown people and now you’re yelling about bins for eight hours straight while Hartsfield staffers roast your shoes

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

It’s only matter of time before we find out that Kash Patel has a CRAZY sports betting addiction.

Can this be a solution?

Literally the only leverage Iran has is oil and how it gets in and out of the region. That's the entire thing.

This is beyond funny this is fucking scary.

This dude is like 2 more military actions away from just putting out a statement that says “in fairness, he really wanted that Peace Prize”

Person in the march holding up a sign reading "IT'S A GOOD THING CONGRESS ISN'T ALIVE TO SEE THIS." Big crowd stretching behind them.

The Iraq War AUMF vote destroyed multiple political careers and, via Hillary Clinton, helped decide at least two presidential elections. Congress’s big takeaway from that experience was to stop holding votes on wars.

America does not have a real opposition party.

I’m surprised they didn’t call it Operation Six Seven.

It’s not just Medicaid funding they’re withholding to MN. It’s food assistance, child care assistance, social services, job training, safety testing, public health, disaster relief. SNAP. Free lunch for kids in school.

They hate us for loving our neighbors, and are collectively punishing us for it.

Punch is the monkey sent by the gods to see if we learned our lesson after Harambe. Show compassion and the nightmare ends, make jokes at his expense and it’s more plagues and facists.

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

in hindsight we should have known things were gonna get weird the minute we couldn't agree what color that dress was