my nurse who lasers my armpits who is typically a rat bastard was kind to me today. we will never be friends because of how it’s her job to hurt me really bad with a powerful laser every six weeks.

when you asked your doctor about ebglyss and they prescribed you a 12-day course of eggbliss …

when you forgot to tell your doctor you had a parasitic infection before starting ebglyss

owwwwww my head hurts ow ow ow

crowd woke up. god damn

pistons seem to have this one well in hand

“ask your doctor about Ebglyss” nice try. i won’t be doing that

the haters have been waiting all year for this

daniss lmao

beef stew said Fuck You

it’s over.

pistons game starting

it sucks it looks like covid zoom screen bubble basketball

@Gresham2x: Sengun deadass play like he in One Tree Hill

yup

kids burger and fries inside of a blue cardboard car

taking my niece to meet bluey. look at this

WE GOT A TANGUY DESTABLE HERE?

oh you saw this and thought, “that’s a cause that doesn’t matter.” well, idiot, thomas o’leary thinks you matter. thomas o’leary loves you. feel like an idiot yet??

Keep the Apostrophe in Irish Names Software and forms should be built to accomodate real human names rather than the other way around.

found the best website. not being ironic, it’s incredible.

keeptheapostrophe.com

posting a topsters for my favorite books i read in Q1 and it’s just “three men in a boat” 25 times

every time i’ve opened this app today it’s been like when you accidentally walk into a room where someone is changing and they start screaming “i’m changing in here don’t look!!!!!” and you go “sorry sorry! i didn’t see anything!!” and shut the door real fast

this site is good for nothing for real. will we ever again have a simple website for posting?

i’ve been trying to figure out why i’ve been feeling like a mild background nausea the last few days. come to find it’s because my CEO was betraying me behind my back!

CP3 after the Clippers loss lmao

i hate this loser

i’m famous

just saw the puck piece “lol”

i will say, this month was a really good coupon month at least. i got em for raspberries, pretzels, english muffins, and eggs. that’s almost one hundred percent of what i eat

i really don’t feel good but i’m out of milk for my breakfast tea and if i don’t run to the store and get some before 8am tomorrow i’ll die

was talking to my sister, who recently moved to….san francisco, last night and saying “yeah pistons game 1 tickets are under a hundred bucks, i might go” and i never seen her face look like that at me before