His cars are pretty shit though.

Definitely fabricated.

PHM, definitely a classic. Remind me to buy the Blu-ray when it's released as I've been naughty.

Be thankful he didn't lick at you.

Transvision Tramp init.

It was a freebie, thrown in with my new car last summer. So no worries there.

With a cheese grater?

What's wrong with my much treasured Moët then?!

🙄

Does he have an answer for parents needing to work then?

Whitehall officially hates Labour for being hung out to dry

Not even the bastard Tories would do that to the civil service.

I liked that and I'm no fan of poetry.

Wtf did you do to that poor engineer to make them evaporate?!

They call it decorating the walls with one's target's brains.

She's a liar. They're backed by billionaires.

Billionaires shouldn't exist.

Where's Infowars, @theonion.com ? I wanna see that cunt Alex Jones cry.

Cholesterol powered by hamburgers.

Notarised.

💯

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I just watched this film this evening. Looks a bit like you 🤣

I used to live in Alexandria a long time ago. Let's make VA blue!

Watching this rather silly but extremely hilarious animated film Mummies on Netflix. Adorable.

Scared or scarred?

I don't know. I'd quite like to rub myself on a loved one.

They still could shit or piss in a bag and flush it out the air lock.

Yuk.

Just got caught out by the Reformcunts slick political party broadcast on BBC 101. Fuck off.

Switched away as quickly as possible.

Voting Greens.
Voting Greens
Voting Greens

Go fuck yourself, tax dodging Reformcunts.

Yes sorry, thanks 🙏🏼

With Trump nothing works. Except with a judicious assassination or complete block on that fool. Americans. 🙄

They lied because it started in Kentucky!

Wishing like crazy someone could slap the shite out of this loon.