Spoiler: The 4077 was in Tommy Westphal's imagination the whole time.

DB Cooper or Jimmy Hoffa; gotta change the topic

Wow. Can't believe that 1986 was 30 years ago. Time flies!

Yorick was killed by an errant Jart. Most people don't know this.

The French hated it so much they called it “un biopic really really bad”

2026 Atlantic hurricane names Arthur Bertha Cristobal Dolly Edouard Fay Gonzalo Hanna Isaias Josephine Kyle Leah Marco Nana Omar Paulette Rene Sally Teddy Vickie Wilfred

Good news: Nana is coming this summer

Bad News: She's not bringing her famous homemade snickerdoodles

BERTHA: Don't you come around here anymore

DOLLY: islands in the Jetstream

The headlines almost write themselves

Hell yeah

A yellow circular seal with black lettering and illustration. The words South Cook County Mosquito Abatement Dist circle a polygon in the shape of the southern part of Cook County and labeled on three edges with the names of the adjoining DuPage County, Will County, and Illinois-Indiana Boundary. Superimposed over the map is a highly accurate drawing of a mosquito, posed as if attacking the county map beneath it.

Just found out about the seal of the South Cook County Mosquito Abatement District

The front page of the Star Tribune on April 22, 2016, following the passing of Prince.

She has control one might say

bsky.app/profile/cone...

For legal reasons, we refer to him as "Robert Stickerman"

Just want him back

Sacking after a row: That's the good stuff

Brits just love to sack

"Long Island Hugs and HiFives" sounds like code for a mob hit TBH

Hey Hey

Californians *for* Climate Change

Michigan time zones some fucked up shit

*rips bong*

What if they are trying to inform their Isle Royale listeners?

3 Communication

#SansSerif

The Dads: Rock Band/Car Advice Resource

A&E DAVID LETTERMAN; 60 min. 572479 Debut: Included from the first show on NBC in February 1982 are Bill Murray, Mr. Wizard. Al-so: a tour of the set; "shame of the city." [Airs weekdays at this time.]

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I believe he has a top-shelf lawyer.

Who's up for a Knoxville-level road trip?

Oral history of a Trekkie post-punk band: Tribble Boys

Gen X: This is Zima. It tastes like a liquified Tic Tac, gets you drunk, and no one will ever believe something this awful once existed.

Gen Z: Hold my Buzzball.

Hoof

Today’s mood.

Murray on The Bounty

"Screw the Goddamn Passengers" was cancelled after six episodes