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A Marcus Ericsson Michelob Ultra ad
A Pato Electrolit ad
Marcus: Let’s get lit
Pato: no, let’s get electro-lit
I wanna see racing
It’s good for the people who didn’t have the attention span for a 500 mile race
A man on a couch wearing lots of racing garb. A hat is placed haphazardly on his head.
I was having trouble seeing this race because the sun was in my eyes. Then someone put this hat on me
Pigs don’t squirt!
Wawa fast. We have pool noodles.
Huh. The race is half over. Now it’s time for the other half!
I got soy sauce, and I don’t remember where I put it
I’m not the guy. I don’t wanna say I was, cuz what if they come after me like, “You motherfucker,” cuz he did something bad in the truck, so I would say I am not.
Our room smelled like either ass or feet. I don’t know which.
I ate at Steve’s Famous Diner this morning, and for the last 9 hours or so, I’ve been naturally asspirated
It’s sardinular.
I’m relinquishing any control over the bananas.
You are the race car, not the driver.
Prepping for the race in the business center of Motel 6
A Ferrari at Walmart
A Porsche at Motel 6
Ferraris at Walmart and Porsches at Motel 6