With The Guardian’s history of spelling errors, can you be sure they didn’t mean “embarrassing”?

What odds will I get in the Infrastructure Commission coming right out and saying “there will be no new infrastructure projects until the infrastructure we have is working properly”?

One of those decisions was a monumental mistake by Peters

And it wasn’t backing Ardern

Calling it a Reliant Robin is ridiculous, he says, getting into his Fiesta Ford

It will be on his CV by teatime

Cabinet reshuffle incoming, in 3, 2 …

I thought Uffindell was anointed by Luxon

It’s a modern day “Et tu, Brute”

That album and Peter Gabriel’s second were the soundtrack to my A Level revision

Same here. Six months of public word salad and private infighting won’t help their electability

Re his projection of his weaknesses/mistakes onto others

Every accusation is a confession

That is an absolutely gorgeous record. I must dig it out and give it a spin

Would be cheaper to build them as canals in the first place

I’ve done my research and can confidently state that “motorised dirt bike” is not a breed of dog

So it’s a “no” from me

Willis, but after her giveaway budget that will trick us all into voting National in November

We all know this is you, @xtclisteningparty.bsky.social

My gut says they’re waiting until after the budget, so they can replace him with Willis

It would make sense for Nicola to deliver her giveaway* budget, rather than a new Finance Mis-manager

* Six months to the election, it’s 100% a giveaway budget

Even bloody War Song is better than Karma bloody Chameleon

Absolutely. I’d rather have a winter of word salad than risk a new leader bounce

The problem is that they think the MPs can roll him

They’re wrong. Only the board can get rid of the CEO

That, and adding “maxxing” as in looksmaxxing

Looking forward to the first sighting of 10xmaxxing

I don’t know enough about private schools in NZ but if they’re anything like the ones in the UK, they produce more than their fair share of useless, entitled twats, who go on to fuck up the entire country

Is this you?

bsky.app/profile/fess...

Has anyone told them we’ve got no petrol?

The only question asked was “Did the previous government do this?”

And if the answer was “yes” it got canned regardless

He is, by a country mile, the worst Prime Minister of any government I’ve paid taxes to.

That list includes Cameron, May and Johnson in the UK

We need to make sure we’re not doing dumb stuff, for example, electing as PM an over-promoted middle manager who has no interest in politics, nor has any interest in learning, who only wants the job because he the is entitled to it, and who actively works to make 95% of New Zealanders worse off

Teething? Is it safe to Google?

Script:

Empty a family bag of Doritos (other chips are available) into a shallow bowl
Pour over entire large carton of your favourite dip
Go at it face-first, and eat as much as possible without lifting your head

Soundtrack:
“When The Chips Are Down” from the “Hades Town” soundtrack

It’ll be all over TikTok by teatime

Counterpoint: All dip is arse - just pour it all over and go in face-first