It is so interesting what type of defense each WCBB team is allowed to play

We’ve reached the point of March Madness where I’m so sick of the same dozen commercials I could scream

Have we ever considered that maybe Kim Mulkey is just jealous that gay people do better drag makeup than her?

I got a new fridge and it sounds to be making ice, which surprised the hell out of me because I haven’t hooked up the water yet (yes, I will be flushing the system, I promise)

I cannot get over the decision to cast the most nasally, native English speaker-sounding man in this commercial and have him read “luh ply uh awaits.” Like nails on a chalkboard

I just think it sucks that we’ve created a world where it’s so hard for people to be there for each other because we’re all dealing with so much

They aren’t even trying to call fouls anymore. Whole crew is like “You kids have fun!” 😭

It was just a fluff piece, but she said she sees other teams not tucking in their jerseys (not a rule anymore) and not wearing matching socks and they look sloppy, their warmups are sloppy. Just felt weirdly judgey in a way I was surprised to hear from her!

Ngl though, that girl’s comments in the profile piece gave me the ick

UConn is unreal. I expected this and still, my GOD

It’s kind of wild how you can have three straight days of mostly chalk and then the next day multiple teams walk in like “chaos agents are heeeeeeere!”

Extremely niche observation: Dani Carnegie and Kymora Johnson wear the same basketball shoes as Jada Williams. That’s one hell of a trio to endorse

8-9 and 7-10 matches are hell when you’re a fan but boy are they the gems of the first weekend

The clock is striking midnight but I appreciate that they gave me that Maupin offensive foul for the road

My women’s bracket is perfect but I picked Nova over Tech as my upset. Nova can’t hit the broad side of a barn rn and Tech is deep in their Only Fouls offense

One thing I’ve heard a lot this year that I kinda hate: commentators watching a play in slo-mo and speculating that a player sold contact because there’s a 3-frame delay in reaction. I’m pretty sure getting hit in the face hurts

I can’t even have my hair in a normal pony for a heated class WDYM you have no HAIR TIE AHHHHHHH

I’m usually chill about people having their own preferences but watching Prince play basketball with her hair down is nightmare fuel for me

Me, annually: THIS is the water cup pretty enough to actually inspire me to fill it up when it’s empty

I never thought I’d be so happy to see this Coach bag-ass hardwood

Actually the only thing more fitting is that the Big 12 did nothing with feedback from the women’s tournament, pushed ahead with the men’s, then only cared enough to change it now that it impacted the conversation around the men’s semis/finals. Didn’t give a damn about the WBB players’ “comfort”

There’s something very… fitting about how the women’s tournament used this floor last week and women’s fans were talking about it… but now the MEN are playing on it and MEN are repeating the same things everyone said last week but louder and with more traction because it’s MEN 🙄

Mood: sick, annoyed at everyone, getting ice cream delivered

I keep thinking it’s not that late because it’s light outside and then my clock is like “you wasted two hours and well overshot dinner time, dum dum. It’s almost time for bed”

Part of me wishes Bam only got to 82 so it could be a promo for the A’Two

My mountaineers! Mwahahaha

Somebody’s dad/uncle/AAU coach at this West Virginia game is lit and I love it

Earlier, the bartender asked two women going to the games tonight who they were rooting for. “No one. We’re rooting for women,” they said. Hell yeah

Really regretting my decision not to bring slides. Take that, minimalist packers

I hate how the court is overshadowing conversation about the games (and possibly impacting them too)