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Posts by Caio Major

we have passed the 100,000 word threshold. I'd been freaking out about how long this thing is, but then I saw another writer mention that his first draft of his novel topped out at 198,000 words and the second draft was down to 99,000, so that made me feel somewhat better

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writing a novel is so crazy. like what do you mean, there are all these chapters that came before this one and I somehow wrote all of them?

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what if jaws was weed instead of a shark? we're gonna need a bigger bong

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I hope this is predictive

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it's insane how much applying to things we make artists do. that's basically the last thing you'd expect them to be good at

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it's nice to have a local bar. the owner knows us, and when we got caught in the pouring rain for the walk home, he loaned us an umbrella. it was so sweet!

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It’s 76 degrees right now and tomorrow morning there is a 100% chance of snow. Nasty, nasty work

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hot damn, some days are good days and you write 4,000 words 😎

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ok so I want to do two threads about @blipstress.bsky.social PLASTIC PRISM VOID and this is the first and it is about BOOK DESIGN so if you are a NERD then buckle up.

My basic positon, as the dummy who got roped into typesetting this book, is it is an amazingly rare thing: something actually new.

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3 PRs at the gym today, temps in the 80s, o have we ever been so back

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Good for her!!

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Interruption in "The Last Samurai," Pt. 1 Studying Helen DeWitt's formal techniques of interruption and discontinuity.

New post up for the DeWitt-heads! going long on the formal marvel that is "The Last Samurai." caiomajor.substack.com/p/interrupti...

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went to check out the techno rave outside Parliament and I don't think I have the data allowance to share a video from it but let me tell you: there sure is a techno rave outside Parliament right now, celebrating Orban getting ousted

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the exquisite agony of anticipation that takes over the last three hours before a much-anticipated rave

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how insane is it to buy another book because I’m worried about running out of reading material on a weekend trip

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I am always in Helen DeWitt’s corner and I wish nothing the best for her. there needs to be a larger conversation about our right to privacy in the social media age, no one should have to be an influencer against their will

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Congratulations!!!

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having more than 5 months in a year when it's pleasant to be outside doesn't feel like it should be such a huge ask

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as I watch snow falling outside on April 7th, never have I more deeply understood the phenomenon of New Yorkers retiring to Florida

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For real WHY

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rooting for you!!

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it's maddening!

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I always forget that, much as I love spring, it's the most bipolar season. yesterday the weather was rapturous, today we're back in the pit. spring is just like me frfr

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They’ve been slavering to do this for so long and now they have the excuse.

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I think that as a narrative-consuming culture we have traded away sincerity and the ambition to better capture experience in favor of trope awareness and plot formalism in a way that brings back the worst of the sixteenth century. I think we all need to do better as readers, viewers, gamersss

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Ryan Coogler said trans rights

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<I’m wheeled into the Pitt>

Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy”

Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now

Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery

McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

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that's infuriating :((( I'm so sorry!

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The planet Jupiter with its cloud bands seen in shades of pink, rusty red, blue, and purple. The Great Red Spot is a deep navy blue, surrounded by bands and swirls of pink, and light blue.

The planet Jupiter with its cloud bands seen in shades of pink, rusty red, blue, and purple. The Great Red Spot is a deep navy blue, surrounded by bands and swirls of pink, and light blue.

Hubble's ultraviolet view of Jupiter shows the planet in hues of pink and blue.

Hubble's ultraviolet view of Jupiter shows the planet in hues of pink and blue.

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

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Rave Report, March 14-15 Documenting a particularly special weekend out.

New post up for subscriber, a rave report of my recent weekend in the city: caiomajor.substack.com/p/rave-repor...

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