Vincent D'Onofrio pig tweet directly below @littlefreaklibrary "I hope Gene Wolfe got to be picked up by a real big lady at least once"

A real big lady : Gene Wolfe :: Vincent D'Onofrio : pigs

There are two geese and two ducks in the pond today!

Three excellent ox charms and one very cute tiny lavender creature (not sure what type).

Scored big today

Wicked pissah

The dream is attainable

Taylor & Ng Le Lapin mug with broken handle.

Screenshot of two Le Lapin mugs on eBay for $48 and $80.

Annoyed that I broke the handle off my Taylor & Ng Le Lapin mug last year and they no longer sell it for a normal mug price on their website.

Black stylized rounded rabbit silhouette on a white background.

Have you seen this rabbit

It's still cool! Alfalfa is a nitrogen fixer.

Not only is it pocket sized and comes with the preset "Da Da Da" rhythm, it also has a function which allows you to make your own sound. And it's a calculator.

I bet the catering company I worked for would know. They went through a crazy amount of tea lights wouldn't put up with that shit.

At least you can go to an antique store/thrift store for shelves and furniture.

Gotta start buying NOS tea lights, wtf.

A piece of shit tea light style candle which burned listlessly for a short amount of ti e before giving up completely, viewed from above, within a glass votive cup.

Minor yet constant peeve: all of the tea lights I have purchased within the past, idk, 6 years have been total garbage. Which brand of tea lights actually works as intended?

Omg brilliant plan! Gorgeous house <3

Love that keyboard!

Watching a hawk get chased by a crow and listening to two competing leaf blowers down the street, maybe I could befriend the crows and get them to chase away the leaf blowers.

There's a coworker with the vanity plate LUFFY who drives like a complete ignoramus. When I complained about LUFFY's erratic and incompetent automobile operation, another coworker informed me it is pronounced LOOFY. Respectfully and forever, no.

Warehouse squirrel stands in solidarity with airport bird

The nettles did fix me. That and not having my essence drained by fluorescent lights today. Plenty of nettles to dig up and give away (you have to take the initiative, I am busy af until May 10). And walking onions sprouting up everywhere.

Scheduled a day off to work on my school projects. Spent the morning puttering in my yard, which was the most delightful and life affirming activity. Saw two red backed salamanders. Moved some stones around. Being disconnected with my yard was like being disconnected with part of myself.

The best!

Gorgeous!

Just processed a return from David Lynch!

No, not our beloved fancy weirdo, just some guy with the same name who is alive and doesn't like a shirt to be the color Faded Orange.

Nettles, growing outside.

Nettles, blended into potato soup.

Eating a handful of nettles will fix me.

Hell yeah!

TIL when my former frontline supervisor says "focus" what he actually means is Fuck Off 'Cause yoU're Stupid.

Asked for dream clues for my next job. Instead, dreamed I was sitting with my cats and there was tapping on the window. When I stood up to investigate, there was a man-shaped entity grinning on the other side of the glass. I woke myself up trying to scream.

Better health starts with quitting

Sign me up

Teams message about a weird interview

Wtf is my coworker talking about, does anyone know about a "weird interview"?

Screenshot of watching NASA's "Moon Joy" video on YouTube

Screenshot of watching NASA's "Moon Joy" video on YouTube, zoomed in...

...on someone's Artemis the cat plushie at mission control.

Hahaha, yes

Omw to pay fifty dollars and pick up the garbage

Human shitstain Laurel Libby sent me a letter congratulating me on making the (college) president's list, along with an embossed business card. Should I send her a letter back to tell her I don't care what stupid bigots think of my academic performance or curse the living daylights out of her.