Ahem Clementine update: Elder Law edition, with her silly froggy legs

Clemmy had a hit post and she’s blissfully unaware 😊 the internet can be such a beautiful place sometimes and lots of nice people really made my week.

What a beauty! 😍

My lil princess Clementine loves you all so much! Thank you for the love. 💕 Here’s another one for you

Life gets icky but I’m making that lemonade. Thank you! 💗 and she’s a goofy lil girl, all tuckered out after zoomies!

Whew I am not well lately but I’m coming back to earth i guess. Here’s my cat, the true hero of my story. Shes normal, btw just sitting weird

I honestly would have much less hope in the state of things without @404media.co. If you didn’t know before, now ya know

and you know how the rest of it goes 🥰

Small cat sniffs a red mug with a sticker of her face on it

Look! It’s her again!

Small cream colored cat lounging comfortably on a white blanket, looking up

Hey there ho there little people in my phone I hope you’re having a nice night 😊

He lo there

Does anyone really believe that anything is actually going to get better anytime soon or am i hopeless optimistic

HOMEWORK SUCKS

Ever just wake up feeling alright and then suddenly your knee just starts to ache out of fucking nowhere

Perimenopause needs way more research

I’m almost at that point haha

The amount of “easy” address updates I have to make is shockingly low 😑 none of thee apps work and I’m about to blow my top as it were

🙄 of fucking course they do

Lol because of course they are. “Hey we know we’re literally the nü gestapo but we also offer health insurance”

Anyone who's tempted to cheer the state going after porn sites like XVideos should think twice. Uthmeier made a name for himself forcing the censorship of LGBTQ+ library books by calling them "patently pornographic" and "harmful to minors."

If he's coming after us, he's coming after you.

JFC man it’s every fucking day with this shit now. And its ESPECIALLY egregious to prey on SW and AP too 😤

OH YES 😈

ALSO also I am getting really sick of mean girls pretending they’re not mean but ARE ACTUALLY QUITE MEAN. Like baby do not make me regress to b9 levels of Antagonism™️

Also can someone kill me? Moving has made me inhuman

I just need three specific pals to migrate over here so I can finally end my Twitter accounts

Can somebody lease remind this idiot that he’s not on MTV anymore and Mr Show already did a bit on this please

they need a hallmark card for "sorry i got heated making beans"

I tried to think of a joke about bats that wouldn’t get my ass moved up each list I’m already on but I tried, brother

Honestly they are worth every single penny spent supporting them. Unfuckwithable work

All this says to me, a Regular Guy, is not only is he all over the list he knows exactly who else is too and is using it against them but also water, they are reporting, is wet

it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us

Yeah that’s definitely sweet, it was either this or stay another year in a place that is definitely at its limit for existing 😂