Carrying these bums in PUBG YouTube video by Viony

New Video - Edited by @phlogiston4lyfe.bsky.social watch if you love to smile!
youtu.be/6aGxAQ3Z87A
feat @fkasocks.com and @pseud0streams.bsky.social

zooming in on The Vitruvian Man’s penis and he’s got a little tattoo on there of The Vitruvian Man

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

in every good album there's a run of 3 songs that is better than the rest of the album and this sequence is officially called Da Juicy Nut

This is the podcast that @ugarles.bsky.social mentions at the end of the most recent episode of See Pod. Check it out!

Godot is the go-to free game engine for people just starting out, Lancelot has used it some

Crankin that awful thang

He has to be getting off on this right

Meet you there soon

Shit sorry I missed it. Peace and long life

15. I watched The Mask for the first time in ~24 years with Sam and Jack who were watching it for the 24th time this year for @seepodcast.bsky.social

Episode 24 - Grace of God (feat. Charles Star) | See Podcast

The guys at @seepodcast.bsky.social have decided to watch The Mask every week for a year. I joined @jackdaw.tv and @samu3lk.bsky.social on their 24th trip to Edge City. I did not remember how actually good this movie was.

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

“Aren’t ya a little… hairy to be one of those Theythems?” [rips off fur] “My bad”

#tdov

p1: Autumn is leaving the bathroom. p2: A visage of God appears before Autumn. To the untrained eye, God resembles a milk carton. God: AUTUMN WINTERS. BEHOLD YOUR GOD. p3: Autumn beholds their god. Autumn: Wow, the real God! Are you appearing in a familiar form so that my mortal mind can comprehend you? G: No. Now listen p4: God floats ominously, showing off the cute cow face on their front. G: You have been chosen to spread an important message. One only you can share. For you-- and only you-- have discovered… the true way to wipe. p5: Autumn points at themselves cautiously. A: Wait, you mean… I’m the only person who does it like that…? G, off-panel: Correct p6: Autumn starts flipping out at the non-plussed God. A: In the whole world? What’s everybody else doing? I can-- I can adapt! Please, I have my whole life ahead of me! G: You must not. You have a responsibility, Autumn. You must set the world on the true path. p7: Autumn contemplates the weight of being as God continues their commandments off-panel. G: Go forth, Autumn, and tell everyone of your special technique. Friends. Family. Coworkers. Tell them all how you wipe, before it is too late. You God commands it, Autumn. Go now. Go. Go. Go

Nothing Doing no. 64

FUN FACT: You personally interact with dozens, even hundreds of artists and storytellers on this website every day who dedicate 0% of their resources to directly harming trans people. Many of them have comics, or albums, or podcasts, or even fantasy novels available for your guilt-free enjoyment!

Little fucking ghoulie

A screenshot of a picture of a baseball

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

The difference between a journal and a diary is that a journal is a daily recollection of the thoughts and feelings of the day and a diary is where you get mlik

panel 1: first guy: i inherited a lot of money but i want people to think i worked really hard for it panel 2: second guy: is this you? panel 3: first guy gets hit with a steel chair by second guy panel 4: the beating continues

Oh hey I’m from there

Sorry jambi I fucked up

Ah shit. At least it proves I put the effort in. Sorry Jambi

Placing polymarket bets on the next few days having obituaries for Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grail’s black knight and Benito Mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy Curtis and the blue meanie robocop the terminator Captain Kirk and darth vader lo-pan supe

I see it

shout out to the middle mouse button. love to click that little wheel and open a new tab in my favorite browser

Thank you so much for the repost, I really appreciate it!

People Need Goals peopleneedgoals is an electronic music project from the UK. Featured on Drawfee, Secret Sleepover Society, The Worst Idea of All Time, Oddity Roadshow and more.

okay I'll say the line: I make music check it out peopleneedgoals.bandcamp.com