Polyphonic Spree, but dogs

The staff of Conde Nast is severely testing my resolve to be nice to all service workers. I am four calls deep and still nobody can manage to cancel my duplicate subscription while keeping the original one intact

EDSBS Charity Bowl Benefiting New American Pathways

$69, plus fees, to buy one of every thing on the menu at Top Dog. Honest to God I added it all up. The pricing surely must be intentional? #gobears www.edsbscharitybowl.com

I watched The Drama yesterday in an actual movie theater (movie theaters are amazing, you should do this more) and I just need to express somewhere...what the fuck? There is nobody -- NOBODY -- to root for in that flick (well OK, maybe the best man). I want my 2 hours and $6 back

"the friends in my phone"

I guess not everyone who was on the Real World is a complete asshole!

When you get older you will eventually have a joint replacement, and then you are banned from the dentist for a year and it's honestly such a relief. Would that I had more than two knees

Governor has 10 days to declare when the special will be

I was running a bunch of errands one day last week and had no deadlines or anywhere else i needed to be so was in a pretty good mood. I spent my day being aggressively kind to all the retail workers who responded SO nicely and with such surprise, it made for a very pleasant day

Excuse me sir, some of us were in school when the RSF opened

Quick banner at the top of the feed for major issues like that

They’re also the last series of the season — like 9/25-27ish (here)

Oh Oxiclean is a game changer. You might want to consider it the next time you're battling an intractable stain!

So ordered

It's available in other parts of the park too, you know. For one, on the View level in the plaza behind home

I went from "hell no absolutely not I love our nonpartisan districting" to "can't we get it to 52-0?" over the course of about three weeks

I believe with every fiber that he did it AND he was framed by the cops

👏🏼Stevie👏🏼Wonder👏🏼can👏🏼see👏🏼

How much does that run you?

They still have that! It's giant

$32 a couple of weeks ago. Up a lot from last year

Muggsy, the Skyline. Other than that, no notes

No, it's the older son, Prince

Amazing

Cocaine for everyone

Oh, and DOS EQUIS (though I do love the Most Interesting Man in the World)

Jardiance, boner pills, Ram, Dunkin, Frosted Mini Wheats, Life, Ferrero Rocher, Kinder Bueno, Ring, Toyota

As a 5'6"er I can't express how much I appreciate y'all at the grocery store

Maybe the 2029 inaugural parade marches there and the new pres gets to detonate like so

Love Hair but I’m going with Pippin. My runner up was Fiddler