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Posts by Phase Blowly

Yeah, definitely. To my knowledge Judge Luttig is not responsible for lying our way to slaughtering hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis citizens. Glad Bill has seen the light, supposedly, but that much blood don’t come out easily, if ever.

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Haha, that sucks. We’ll get ‘em on Thursday.

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C’mon, buddy. I was counting on that extra day-after-a-playoff-win pep in my step at work tomorrow. Thanks a lot.

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Put this in my veins, please.

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Good luck.

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It won’t, tho. Looks like it will net them 4 seats. At least for the near future.

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Just repeating what he hears from Sam and Clarence, probably.

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You’re libeling the concept of dread, imo.

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We all were dust already, tho.

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gerrymandering is woke now, actually she changed her name to gina. it's ginamandering now.

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I do not understand what it is that makes people allergic to alt text. You're just being less than your best self when you refuse to do it. I see 40k-100k following accounts who won't do it, a middle finger to everyone with issues needing alt text to be able to participate. You're bumming me out. 1/

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Congressional leadership and some other dumb schmucks, I’m guessing.

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Can the Sabres skate 4-on-4 during a power play?

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Why not, tbh. We (taxpayers) made them whole and almost nobody responsible went to jail or suffered any real and/or adverse consequences when this kind of shit happened the last time almost 20 years ago. Too Big To Fail 2 incoming!

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I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

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Please tell me this is a bit so I don’t think you’re too stupid to remember to breathe.

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Do everyone a favor and an hero, Tuck.

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49ers general manager John Lynch said the team is using AI to evaluate draft picks. “The cool thing is you don’t need to be an expert.”

Good luck to the Niners!

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“All the fascism that’s fit to print.”

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Wake-n-bake, huh.

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Why would they include an AI pic?

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Smart man. Not sure how the infielders kept their backs to the goose, tho. Did they know how much danger they were in?

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horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

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Negating an icing because it’s time to shovel?! Lmao.

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TFW you know all the memes.

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They could’ve run that 30 years ago, lol. Probably did.

I find it mildly funnier if I pretend Hi has a massive substance abuse problem. When he says “peace and quiet” he’s talking about getting a pint at the liquor store, copping some oxys and nodding off in his car behind the closed Rite Aid.

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I thought he already was a Republican. Did he write a column about checking a couple extra boxes while renewing his driver’s license? Lol.

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Bro

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Hell yeah.

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The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.”

Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy.

“I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

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