I dare you to make a cookie with just those three ingredients.

Yuck

🤣

I need someone to make a FAFO song. Who should record it?

Early morning sourdough and Earl Gray tea. Happy Friday!

I’d like to know what Martha Stewart is saying about Drumpf right about now. #insidertrading

One more reason Nickelback sucks.

Hey! Fellow Cheeseheads! If Elon did not hand you a check for $1,000,000, that means he does not care about you or your vote. Show him you’re pissed off and vote for Susan Crawford. My prediction:
Crawford 3,844,612
Schimel 2

I’ve heard third graders with better reading skills.

😂

I’ve decided that “elbows up” is great, but being stuck inside these U.S. borders I’m going to adopt “middle fingers up” as my go-to. 🖕

There are 2 types of people. They are at a pizza party and see that there are A LOT of people there. Maybe so many people that the amount of pizza ordered will not cover all. Type 1 takes 5 slices to make sure they get enough. Type 2 takes 1 slice to make sure there is enough for everyone. 🫏 or 🐘 ?

Hot take: I will not be flying any time soon.

I live in Wisconsin. I am in my 50s and have never put snow tires on a vehicle. I get all weather tires and know how to drive in all conditions.

Soundtrack by Ted Nugent.

Technically Jeff Goldblum’s character does do that. Then he gets hoodwinked into going. But I’m with you, I’ll just watch things unfold from here.

Dear manufacturers of children’s clothes. I have children who are skinny and TALL. Every pair of pants that fit in the waist are cropped and every pair that are long enough are too big in the waist. It’s like the catch-22 of clothing.

I wish I had that option. The nearest Costco is an hour and a half away. My options are Target, Walmart, or Sam’s Club.

Congrats!! I graduated with my undergrad at 32. I think my age and experience really helped me in college.

Awwwww

Well, FUCK. Target and Walmart are the only big box stores left in my city. And I refuse to shop at Walmart.

😳

Whitewashed

I had to read through dozens of comments to understand. Toothpaste is LOCKED UP? Why? -For reference I live in central Wisconsin and have never seen items on shelves locked.

I am wildly vacillating between needing to know what’s in the news and feeling like I’m going to puke because of what I’m reading from news sources.

That dude can eat a bag of dicks.

I wore all black today. I may just wear all black for the next 4 years.

Hahahahahaha

I just peed