But we’re rich with experiences! 😭

The initial concept of my dream job may not have included the most amount of work for the least amount of pay possible. But here we are.

Despite my BFA in illustration, years of studying composition and design, all I actually want to do is make things symmetrical because my brain likes it.

For $1000 dollars, I will send all the ghosts I know to your house. They’ll do a bunch of ghost stuff that you may or may not notice. Trust me. 👻

Happy Pi Day! Make sure you eat 3.14 slices! 🍕

Retirement really is just looking like a fantasy for a lot of us now.

It’s the weekend, get busy doin’ nothin’!

Bread is my favorite food, without question. So many variations and possibilities! Where my breadies at? 🥖🍞🥐🫓🥨🥯

Working in the sausage finger factory today.

I love that thing! Plus it has a fantastic neighbor!

The possibilities!! I mean, imagine ice fishing! Or your house is a boat that you can customize!

An ENTIRELY fishing-based Animal Crossing would be great. Someone get on that!

Haha, Melissa gets it! The pinky nail is the worst culprit!

I’d like to opt out of any further fingernail growth moving forward.

If I could sever myself, my innie would be a charismatic and relentless ambassador and marketer of my outie’s work.

I only work this way out of necessity due to deadlines. Also there’s a lot of drying time that I can use to do other things. But I LOVE the flow state of just sculpting on one thing.

Progress on sanding, forever. If you smash your face against it, you can see what I did. Otherwise you wouldn’t notice 😄

Shhhhhh. I mean, “I know” 😄

Awww! These little buddies are the best!

Since billionaires aren’t going anywhere, I will gladly sell them some art at a greatly inflated price to help them launder…er…invest their money.

How many different projects are you working on at a time? I’m actively working on about a dozen, with that many more started. I long for the day of working on one thing at a time.

Two kinds of people on Valentines Day. 💜

Ha! I have been telling people that I’m unemployable for years.

I can’t be the only one who is CONSTANTLY nursing an injury. The venn diagram of my life is two overlapping injuries with bruises and scabs in the middle.

Some big new things to look at for our first open studios tomorrow!

I thanked him profusely! It was a real restoration in humanity moment that we all needed.

Too qualified!

A guy stopped my wife and I in the parking lot to tell us that we were a cool looking couple. He then compared me to Tom Hardy. I fully disagree but will take that compliment to my grave as a high point in my life.

Aldi has the best/worst most egregious knockoffs. Malt O Meal is a very close second.

Elegoo Saturn 8k for resin, but we just got an Bambu Lab A1 for doodads and big stuff