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Posts by HammSmoked

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No Tucker, that’s not how this works. You did damage for years. You helped create this disaster. You sat on national television and blatantly lied over and over again. You knew what you were doing all along.

Take your fake apology and kick rocks off the edge of a cliff.

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"Don't tell me you agree with me, when I saw you kicking dirt in my eye."

6 hours ago 5 1 0 0

You can’t tell me nothing. You gotta do it.

Once i mention anything …you got 30 mins before i do it or get it myself.

9 hours ago 36 21 3 8

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

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Barry White basically said “you was talking allat shit in them messages.. now come slam that clam on me” in practice what you preach

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i think part of this comes from me being raised by/around men who didn't need to be asked, they just met the needs they saw w/o prodding

(or didn't, & you knew WTF it meant if they didn't)

7 hours ago 13 4 0 8
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Yes, dragons are real. Hairy bush viper.

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These bulbs are about to bloom! Happy Earth Day...🌷🌼🪻

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A hand drawn portrait of a Black woman with voluminous, wavy hair and sharp eyeliner.

A hand drawn portrait of a Black woman with voluminous, wavy hair and sharp eyeliner.

I am ✨loving✨ my new watercolor graphite pencils. The way the graphite melts under my water brush feels divine #portraits #artsky

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Spent Saturday with President Obama and New York's Cutest — turns out my first name is Mayor and I need to be doing more squats. 

Here’s to building a City where families can thrive and every classroom is full of this much joy.

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You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

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god Abbott Elementary is great

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Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing.

(image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)

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Sounds like a skill issue.

No offense.

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

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After France, Denmark is moving too: its Digitalisation Ministry plans to phase out Microsoft, switching to Linux and LibreOffice in the coming months. The goal is clear—reduce dependence on a handful of global tech giants and strengthen digital sovereignty.

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What's truly wild is that white man tried to claim collard greens as *his* people's food.

And this is why I don't fuck with southern whites at all.

Thieves.

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Cartoon by @markdolk.bsky.social

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When the devs pipe up

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And she's consistent and attentive. More so- she's apologetic because she can't understand how a case as cut and dry, with all the paperwork turned in on time, and a willing, vocal, and active solider- wasnt immediately approved.

SHE GOT TO WORK!!!

3 weeks ago 5 1 1 0

"Think abt the messiest person you know...."

1 month ago 25 22 1 2

Idk why being quiet/reserved draws so much attention

1 month ago 28 11 0 3

Airports are days from closing b/c of all the TSA workers calling out.

Boy, yt people & non-blacks, you did your big on this one.

How does it feel to be THIS WRONG?!

😭😭😭😭

1 month ago 157 62 8 15

Lmao 🤣 said she went to see a man about a horse and he gave her cat

1 month ago 1 1 2 6

Those skits were NASTY too

1 month ago 2 2 0 1

in conclusion it’s fuck longbeachgriffy til the oceans dry out

1 month ago 19 12 2 4

bro had a WHOLLLLLLLE crash out and started posting skits about rape because of the backlash

rdc PUBLICLY issued a statement and banned that nigga from dreamcon for that shit lmaooo

1 month ago 21 10 1 4
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“A girl’s girl” lmao this nigga a whole rape apologist.

rebrands be crazy.

1 month ago 26 15 10 3

I remember that nigga defending HeavenlyController WEIRD ASS like he was the ark of the covenant after them #allegations about buddy dropped.

Pepperidge Farm remembers, nigga.

1 month ago 15 8 2 2

Masterful.

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