Remember: bailouts are SOCIALISM.

All these farmers that voted for Trump are anti-socialist, yeah? So they'll reject the socialism and accept the capitalistic fate of their vote?

🤣

I go one further and let some AI screen the call for me. If you aren't in my contacts it's a pretty low probability that we need to speak.

Water seeks its own level.

Sociopaths collect other sociopaths.

It's concerning that the deck crew didn't know to secure a $60m jet if they were under general quarters and maneuvering.

I mean, seems pretty basic.

I really hate it when that happens.

Just last week I was taking my aircraft carrier for a quick jaunt and dumped a $60m jet in the ocean when I had to make a quick left turn. Really put a crimp in my day.

She won't be the last if this administration gets their way.

"the right thing" is not anywhere to be found in this administration's agenda.

I don't know why anyone would think any member of this administration would feel shame, much less act on it.

They are the definition of shameless.

You don't need an ethics committee if you are not interested in enforcing ethics rules.

Tired of all the winning yet?

It's almost like hiring a guy with absolutely no experience in running large organizations, or anything military larger than a platoon to be the head of the largest military on earth just might be stupid.

Who knew that having a weekend propaganda guy become your chief defensive advisor might not work?

Oh, everyone. Everyone knew that.

I totally got some random attack plans and I was like "new phone who dis?"

If Rogan wants to help put out the constitutional fire, I'll hand him a bucket of water.

Let's worry about the purity politics and blamecasting later. We don't have time for smugness when constitutional rights are being trampled.

He's still a piece of crap, and that isn't changing any time soon.

We can worry about blamecasting after the constitutional fire is out. If Rogan wants to help in the bucket brigade, let's hand him a bucket and excoriate him for his helping a fascist movement take root later.

Well good thing out head-up-their-asses SCOTUS gave him immunity for official acts, yeah?

Basically makes this law inert.

Sounds like conspiracy against rights to me.

This just means that these two depraved rubber stampers don't want to be thrown under the bus by Trump for recommending it when everything goes to hell in that recommendation.

Yet.

Mood landing deniers can never answer this question: if NASA faked the lunar landings at the height of the Cold war, don't you think the USSR would have been super happy to show it never happened with their deep space radar capabilities they developed for their own space missions?

Oops.

Apparently mentioning the non-zero probability of an obese septuagenarian known to have an unhealthy diet having a heart attack is "a threat of violence" according to #reddit censors.

Awesome job obeying in advance, guys. Top notch 👌

I imagine someone said something very similar to the Heaven's Gate crew before they ate the jello ...

What Portland does best (in no particular order):
• stand in lines, even in the rain
• buy all the kale in a 20mi radius if a severe storm is predicted
• expect the grocery store to have a beer catalog the size of the book of Genesis
• protest Republican bullshit

Bush 41 called us "Little Beirut"😂

Pretty sure VP is expendable too, as far as Orange Caligula is concerned. I'm old enough to remember chants of "HANG MIKE PENCE" 4 years ago...

Yes, the lesson he learned is that as long as he stays on the positive side of the transactional behavior ledger, he can literally violate federal law and nothing will happen.

Watch how fast he goes under the bus if he steps out of line.

Hegseth is a "DUI Hire"

He's clearly a "DUI Hire."

Then clearly there's no problem with publishing the entire chat transcript unredacted.

These people are morons. Do not double down when the dealer is showing an ace.

So she just lied under oath?

I guess they figure nobody is going to do anything about that. The sad thing is she's probably right.

Or, just for the sake of humanity.

What a repugnant asshole. Hurr fun videos of people's lives being ruined!

Don't threaten me with a good time!