sometimes i feel like i’m a hamster that was put into a jar and shaken
Posts by tristan
i love my silly cat books they make me happy
i think my fatal flaw is that i don’t understand what a deductible is
today i am grateful for the sunset
I came in FIRST in my group. So proud of myself! What a great way to get back into writing
fancasting elijah wood as firestar in the warriors movie adaptation that happening inside my head
a bucket is one of those household goods that everyone needs to have. you never know when you’ll need a bucket
thank you to the universe for giving me warriors cats plush in 2025
*something devastating happens* wow this will make great writing inspo
kinda need to be hugged like this about now
you ever answer a jeopardy question so confidently only to be so wrong (70% of my jeopardy answers)
the only reason i have smiled this week is because of my nespresso
can you tell i like blue
nothing like quitting [redacted coffee company❇️] and buying a nespresso. good riddance!
i need a secret santa to get me the entirety of simple plan’s discography on vinyl for my birthday
someone give me a dollar every time i walk by my own car and go oh they have the same car as me
hello siri my new freezer will not fit a full sized frozen pizza what do i do
wish i was here rn
my apartment building is totally haunted
arts and craft night at my place but the craft is cutting liners to go in my drawers and cabinets
in that awkward part of a move where my big stuff is at my new place but my food and clothes are still at my old place. needed dinner that wasnt $20 so i went to the grocery store and got a premade spaghetti and now im just praying i have a bowl and fork here
my store fell apart while i was on vacation (not because of my absence. shit just happened while i was gone)
anyway got my palm read by @johneltenney.bsky.social on the floor of a hotel lobby. how was your weekend?
i always have such a burst of creativity after paranormal events. is that because of the environment? being surrounded by friends? surrounded by passion? simply having time off? who fuckin knows
*changes from my inside sweatpants to my outside sweatpants*
not to be an adult, but i had to buy a new printer today
there’s a box of cinnamon toast crunch in my bed and no we don’t need to talk about it
moving and damn i’ll miss my local dominos
i don’t want to live on the lake anymore it’s too windy
i actually think it’s video games. that makes more sense