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Posts by tristan

sometimes i feel like i’m a hamster that was put into a jar and shaken

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i love my silly cat books they make me happy

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i think my fatal flaw is that i don’t understand what a deductible is

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today i am grateful for the sunset

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I came in FIRST in my group. So proud of myself! What a great way to get back into writing

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fancasting elijah wood as firestar in the warriors movie adaptation that happening inside my head

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a bucket is one of those household goods that everyone needs to have. you never know when you’ll need a bucket

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thank you to the universe for giving me warriors cats plush in 2025

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*something devastating happens* wow this will make great writing inspo

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kinda need to be hugged like this about now

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you ever answer a jeopardy question so confidently only to be so wrong (70% of my jeopardy answers)

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the only reason i have smiled this week is because of my nespresso

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can you tell i like blue

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nothing like quitting [redacted coffee company❇️] and buying a nespresso. good riddance!

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i need a secret santa to get me the entirety of simple plan’s discography on vinyl for my birthday

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someone give me a dollar every time i walk by my own car and go oh they have the same car as me

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hello siri my new freezer will not fit a full sized frozen pizza what do i do

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wish i was here rn

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my apartment building is totally haunted

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arts and craft night at my place but the craft is cutting liners to go in my drawers and cabinets

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in that awkward part of a move where my big stuff is at my new place but my food and clothes are still at my old place. needed dinner that wasnt $20 so i went to the grocery store and got a premade spaghetti and now im just praying i have a bowl and fork here

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my store fell apart while i was on vacation (not because of my absence. shit just happened while i was gone)

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anyway got my palm read by @johneltenney.bsky.social on the floor of a hotel lobby. how was your weekend?

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i always have such a burst of creativity after paranormal events. is that because of the environment? being surrounded by friends? surrounded by passion? simply having time off? who fuckin knows

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*changes from my inside sweatpants to my outside sweatpants*

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not to be an adult, but i had to buy a new printer today

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there’s a box of cinnamon toast crunch in my bed and no we don’t need to talk about it

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moving and damn i’ll miss my local dominos

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i don’t want to live on the lake anymore it’s too windy

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i actually think it’s video games. that makes more sense

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