The size of a duck sewn to the butthole of a horse

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

It's just the title for the next Surrounded video by Jubilee, probably.

1 deranged German surgeon vs 25 people sewn together into a human centipede | Surrounded

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

Now we're cooking with gas

I mean, y is the most "sometimes" of the vowels, but if you're really committed to making fart work I support you

Opening with a one vowel word is crazy pants. “Penis” is better.

Wonder what the State Department’s genocide lawyer does these days.

Yep. And they used advanced time travel technology to do it!

You need to watch CLUE like yesterday.

Under Cover of Darkness is so fugging good I can't take it.

RFK Jr Caught In A Brazen Lie YouTube video by Zeteo

"I don't even know what that phrase means and I doubt that I said that... How I can I answer something that I didn't say... I'd like to hear the recording."

Okay RFJ Jr. Here you go. Here's you caught lying on tape:
www.youtube.com/shorts/ryyb_...

That absolutely was what you were doing. And everyone fucking told you that your words were helping build these weapons for the right and you fucking happily took the money, you cowardly piece of shit.

More than "and boom goes the dynamite"?

hottest by far. Just like scathingly hot. Truly sexy.

This year has been the sexiest year in recorded history and the media is barely reporting on it.

Orphan crushing machine

Life is unfair

I'm somewhere in the middle

The United States is destroying itself | Rebecca Solnit The daily news can’t adequately convey the administration’s sabotaging of our government, economy, alliances and environment

"At some point if the ship doesn’t turn around, maybe it will start taking on water or listing badly or hit an iceberg, or perhaps the iceberg has been there all along and is named Donald Trump."

Israel is spreading it's genocide into Lebanon. When will Israel be stopped? It won't stop itself.

Oh I’m sorry, does it take you longer than a day to run a marathon? Our VP is a hero for doing something for a whole day!

I think the colors aren’t real. Like that’s not what the moon would look like to the naked eye. It’s color adjusted

Thanks! Super helpful

are these colors real?

stop being so cute all the time, you two. knock it off

going around tiktok rn

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

I think the movie GET OUT has a lot of flaws.