half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

People who pretend different coffee tastes “good” or “bad” are almost as annoying as people who do that with wine

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

anarchist puppygirls be like acab includes the mailman

I have a firm belief that liberal democracy needs firm guardrails against being manipulated into ending itself and some of these guardrails may trigger illiberal responses.

it's honestly kind of transphobic that pronouns are just silly little words but proverbs get to be whole ass sentences

biden should pardon this guy to take the attention off of him pardoning his son

"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.

the problem with being a sort of public persona who insists on consistent branding is that i cant just change my username on here to my recently acquired tuxpaintadventures.com domain

did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .

I now find people blaming phones for social ills intellectually lazy

looove magdalena bay like i get to listen to grimes without thinking about how fucking stupid grimes is except for the one song grimes remixed

thanks to this game I have been permanently labelled as “font guy” in every social group

looking at all the stuff this administration plans to ban and trying to figure out which up and coming black market i should invest in

I will say one immediate improvement here is the lack of flag emojis in usernames

Local Dipshit Finds New Excuse To Be Transphobic In A Woke Way

Casey Explosion (@CaseyExpIosion) "Elon devouring his site" a drawing of Elon devouring a blue bird

what if trump wins but the democrats just do jan 6th back

Just heard about mansplaining. This world is so fucked up.

yeah ill incorporate that into my belief system