White women: “OH MY GOD! This could happen to us!!!”

WOC: “Well that’s our reality because it’s been happening to us for hundreds of years-“

WW: “Yeah but… you guys just don’t fit the vibe we’re going for.”

White people in this country aren’t ready for change.

They can’t even stop using Handmaid’s Tale references despite BIPOC women telling them over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again to stop.

It’s been 25 years and to this day I have never been locked in with anything the way I was playing Jak and Daxter.

Judging by the way this school has me working with Kinder-2nd and 6th-8th grades with *nothing* in between, they want me to stay on some split personality shit.

Tired of arguing with my brother about a mother that abused us both. I’m just going to start throwing tomatoes at him.

Everytime Apple News pings my phone and it’s not THAT news, I’m filled with more and more rage.

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These babies done pooped in the urinal again.

Too much of my day is beefing with adults who beef with kids.

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The amount of times a day I have to clean under my fingernails working in a school…

Playing devil’s advocate is not the same as being objective thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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✨Manifest✨

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This country can’t even treat its own Black and brown citizens like human beings, yet there are honestly individuals arguing with you about how evil the US is toward other Black and brown countries?

They really said “Hold my Takis”….

Middle schoolers tingz.

No disrespect to the Annes, Lynns, Maries and Elizabeths out there. I still love you pookies.
But I am so glad my parents did not follow that millennial middle name trend and gave me a first name-worthy middle name.

I do not throw shade at my coworkers. I envelop them in darkness and shame of their ineffectiveness. Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me that’s sick of doing other people’s jobs on top of my own.

I’m on a very, very strict diet that I can only stray away from maybe like once a week. I actively ignored all of my body’s needs for like 5 days in a row and now my whole body hurts.

Me before eating all the things my endometriosis does not appreciate.

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Every single referral that’s written comes straight to my push notifications on my work phone, so I don’t understand why these teachers are lying about having filled them out. (I refuse to come get kids without a referral in a non-emergency)

Tell a better lie, folks.

She really captured my winter hue.

What have I become, my sweetest friend?

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If you have an individual in your life with endometriosis, look up “lightning butthole”, then check in on them.

Their butts are fighting invisible battles.

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So… y’all really forgot Nicholas Brendon’s DV charges? Just like that?

And I’m not really scared about romantasy Booktok flocking to ASOIAF.
I think it’ll be good for their brains.

Do not get me wrong:

I fucking love a good Booktok romantasy book in the same way I love a trashy reality TV series or fast food for dinner.

But my fear is that Booktok girlies read nothing *but* romantasy, and the collective brain rot is setting in.

Sometimes a public women’s restroom is all you need to lock it in for the rest of the week.

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I really thought I was going to play Crimson Desert tomorrow on my XBox One.

One of the many, many things I miss about living in Brazil is how all the organic, wholesome, nutritional food is dirt cheap. And the junk/fast food is expensive af.

Eating cereal while you’re thirsty is basically just edging.