Preordered Splatoon Raiders and the three amiibo.

Chowder gave us one of the best fourth wall breaks in animation history.

come on man.

Conker holding a glass of beer with a nervous expression on his face. Text: ''Can't we just settle this over a pint?''

That one scene in Shrek, but with Conker #ConkersBadFurDay #Conker #ConkertheSquirrel #RareWare

I thought my Switch 2 dock broke, but it turns out I unplugged the wrong cable after charging my Pokémon GO Plus+ last night.

Sneakers O'Krool
#VideoEdits #DonkeyKong

there has never ever been another man with this many photos where he looks like his mom just walked in on him jerking off

I tried to stream something, but the servers didn’t want me to play. 🤷

I know the tweet is Al generated when they use " ," before and.

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

My clock on Windows 11 doesn’t show seconds. I hope I’m just overlooking a setting, as this seems like a stupid oversight.

I really don’t want to fish for eggs in ACNH. For whatever reason, fishing feels like it takes too much effort.

🎵 REGIGIGAS REGIGIGAS 🎶

🎵 REGIGIGAS REGIGIGAS 🎶

🎵 REGIGIGAS REGIGIGAS 🎶

🎵 OHHHHHH REGIGIGAS 🎶

“CAN I USE GIGA IMPACT ANYMORE?”

“Of course you can.”

“WELL, I COULDN’T BEFORE.”

Realm of the Mad God Steam Achievements have been fixed. This is not a drill.

Andreas and Werner next to a spit with upside down Bambi on it

Ex Libris page from Pentiment with a smiling line drawing of a person in the middle image

Andreas and pink Gernot stand-in talking to Gernot with a jester hat on

Andreas performing the lemon juice candle minigame revealing the words "Guy sux"

Placeholder assets in a game should look obnoxiously temporary, so obvious that no one would mistake it for the final asset. In past games we've used the doge dog (rip) as an icon, hot pink versions of characters, our CEO's head, etc.

If you use a temp asset that seems passable, it may stay there.

I’m at 95 Cohozuna splats and 98 Horrorboros splats, but I want to earn the silver Cohozuna badge first. #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

New game theory:

A screenshot from the Nintendo Switch App showing a Splatoon 3 Salmon Run Job Log from Big Run. 3/13 8:00 p.m. to 3/15 8:00 p.m. Number of Jobs: 4 Big Run Supplied Weapons ? ? ? ? (Random) High Score: Eggsecutive VP 60 Golden Eggs: 76 Defeat Eeltail Alley Eggsecutive VP 20 ⬇️ Golden Eggs ×18 Power Eggs ×577 Defeat Eeltail Alley Eggsecutive VP 40 ⬇️ Golden Eggs ×19 Power Eggs ×851 Clear! Eeltail Alley Eggsecutive VP 60 ⬆️ Golden Eggs ×76 Power Eggs ×2505 Defeat Eeltail Alley Eggsecutive VP 40 ➡️ Golden Eggs ×66 Power Eggs ×2863

My skills have gone to shit. I don’t think I even hit bronze.

I want Pokopia, but I don’t buy $60+ digital Switch games unless they’re mainline Pokémon Games or Splatoon (or Smash in the case of Ultimate). The timed events are also a bit of a turn-off.

I may just pick it up next month if I’m really bored.

Good news, John Dilworth had been informed that crypto is bad and he's ditching it for good.

Dungeons of Dredmor banner art from Steam.

Oops. The Japanese box art made me assume that it was only for games available in Japan for some reason. Knowing this now, I could have put Dungeons of Dredmor instead of Pikmin 2, making this closer to that “10 Games to Get to Know Me” meme.

Japanese video game box art in a three-by-three grid of the following games: • Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest • Pokémon Silver • Splatoon 3 • Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards • Sonic Adventure 2: Battle • Super Smash Bros. Brawl • 東方紅魔郷　～ the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil • Pikmin 2 • Game & Watch Gallery 3

Sure, why not?
my9games.com/s/15465f37fc...
#My9Games #私を構成する9つのゲーム

I haven’t heard Vance’s voice prior to today. Thank you, Pluto TV, for changing that. 😒

Darn, I was hoping it was complete. I never saw more than a few minutes of the Big Picture Show.

the new pokemon starters go crazy

I guess it was a good thing I bought my Courage the Cowardly Dog and Ed, Edd n Eddy DVDs when I did.

Would not happen in a million years but can you imagine if when FRLG drop on the eShop they used this rom without noticing

Fun fact
Nidoqueen and lapras have the same face

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not