me staring at her: you would call me a slur if you knew I was both gay and agnostic

standing in front of me wearing a hillsdale college sweatshirt and talking about jesus.....just another day in a public library

my boba guppy boy :((((

jesus the way everything is happening today you would think that I was on vacation

I WAS GONE FOR THREE DAYS. TWO OF WHICH I WAS OFF

behind every gay person is an eviler more gay person

tickets are $94 and I don't have to travel a million miles to see them (imagine half paying attention to the baseball game playing on your phone and hearing notes from i don't love you and letting out a shriek so loud that your mom asks what's wrong)

SCREAM

....did my professor investigate the jennifer dulos case

usually yes I do but it sorta snuck up on me this year so I didn't

bruh

they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now

I’M NOT SORRY

I do think that the most important part of this is our chat background which is

listen

I know that he's in la for iheart radio but like what a side quest

I'm sorry WHO???

converted catholics are the most insufferable and annoying people on the planet

why are the vibes so bad today? is it because it's my birthday? like "fuck you you were born under a full moon and a bunch of historical events"???

and the way I was fucking right. Today has been a shit show

lmao I went like 4 months past my overdue oil change and got it done when I got my brakes fixed

I will say: starting my birthday off by sitting in my basement while waiting for a tornado warning to pass does not bode well for the rest of my day

Can they do mobile service if there's one near your work? My dealership picked up and dropped off my car when I had a recall done

“Clock it” okay old man

what a nerd (lovingly)

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(that ALA membership is doing WONDERS)