I shouldn’t be rooting for the eagles but fuck the cowboys

Wasn’t the strength of this team supposed to be starting pitching? #mntwins

“Statisticians claim Aaron Judge has 44 home runs this season”

“Meteorologists say yesterday’s high was 75”

“Philadelphia defeated Kansas City in Super Bowl LIX, according to football advocates”

Those are not insignificant constraints and you did a fantastic job! Nice work.

This is so sick. Out of curiosity did you receive the photos and then identify the art? Or did you get to select the art and then the photos were taken based on the selections?

Chicago, baby.

Civ 6 has once again gotten its claws deep into me. I fear I’ll never sleep again.

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Eagles vs Commanders in the NFC championship is the worst thing to happen to Cowboys fans since October when the Yankees lost the World Series

I’m seeing a lot of people dunking on Leonard but I don’t know enough about Catholicism to understand why. But I am very curious. Help me.

This is a bold way to respond to a DWI

Me: it’s too late to start a movie.

Also me: I’m gonna watch this 90 minute Magic gameplay video.

There’s an illustrious history of bad John Cena shirts, but this one might just be the worst.

I was wondering if that was it, but I didn’t see any ref cam shots…

What is this massive earpiece the WWE ref is wearing?

This might be the wildest football game I’ve ever watched

I already didn’t know what targeting was but how is that not targeting

Aaron Jones coining the Bank Vault for a jump into the stands in Minnesota is pretty sick.

I feel like so much of our politics can be explained by the fact that Daniel Perry is hanging out with Trump and Vance, while the liberal establishment is flummoxed by Luigi Mangione’s appeal.

I have to imagine cord cutting is a big factor as well.

Citizens United absolutely fucked the US

That Jacob Fatu knee injury looked legit, right?

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Using pepper spray exclusively after the fight had already been broken up is peak cop

Timberwolves’ NBA cup court is absolutely bananas.

I mean let’s be honest, you’d have a problem if Disco Dan won over you.

These first half highlights look like they are from last season.

I had to start Russell Wilson in place of Josh Allen…