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Meat, Vegetable, Soup -- The First Successful Attempt to Classify Everything We present the results of a novel classification scheme for all items, objects, concepts, and crucially -- things -- in the known and unknown universe. Our definitions of meat, soup and vegetable are ...

We finally did it.

An April fools paper successfully classifying everything ever into 3 categories.
Please share this important work

arxiv.org/abs/2504.00066

#arxiv #astro #AprilFoolsDay #Science

Meat, Vegetable, Soup -- The First Successful Attempt to Classify Everything We present the results of a novel classification scheme for all items, objects, concepts, and crucially -- things -- in the known and unknown universe. Our definitions of meat, soup and vegetable are ...

We finally did it.

An April fools paper successfully classifying everything ever into 3 categories.
Please share this important work

arxiv.org/abs/2504.00066

#arxiv #astro #AprilFoolsDay #Science

Congrats Ben! So well deserved!! 🤩

Update to championshipdata.streamlit.app! Check out the new chalkboard maps for passes, and the heat maps too!

Any comments and help appreciated, now to work on streamlining it all and getting that processing speed up.

Wrote a little bit more about Stoke’s defensive plans under Pèlach. I think this plot really sums it up nicely. Rarely does one visualisation give this much of the story so clearly!

Compact, narrow, force wide.
Massive gaps behind the front line of the press, drop *very* deep and defend the box.

(a) is so true. The problem-solving that goes into finding an answer to a vague question is great, and there's no 'final answer' that solves all problems in the sport.

It's trying to make sense of a stupidly complex, continuous sport.

Really loved working with @streamlit.bsky.social recently, here's my latest foray into creating an app for EFL Championship data visualisations!

So, so proud of the work the club have done this season.

We haven't had many league fixtures the past month, but at 6th on 16 points, 23 goals in 10, incl. a 6-0 win away, beating Rugby away in the cup, seconds away from points against Wolves & Burnley, it's such a testament to everyone at Feds.