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Die más. Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix.

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growing up we called her the squirrel lady. she rehabilitated injured squirrels. one time a neighborhood kid shot one with a bb gun and the fallout of that ended up with his family selling their house. couldve been unrelated

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shout out to my dad's neighbor

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hi guys 👋 u will have to remind me if we were twitter mutuals bc i certainly cannot be trusted to remember that :-)

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The Anti-Trans Athlete Panic is a jobs program for the world’s shittiest athletes.

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me rn

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bringing this relic to greener pastures

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as a kid it made me laugh until i pissed myself tbf

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no one in my family eats the canned stuff so every year my oldest sister would act like she forgot the cranberry sauce and then she'd run into the kitchen and bring it out on a plate and make a big deal out of it "accidentally" falling on the floor

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when drake loses we all win <3

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genuinely brightened my day lol

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I’ve seen this week people are taking the lyrics of Fly Eagles Fly and really holding space with that and feeling power in that.

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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

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