The meme says "come and take it" And it shows Shadow holding a bottle of Tylenol

can you fucking believe this shit

family reunion can be beat w 2 whiteclaws, msny such cases

2 whiteclaws my beloved

YAY!! I LOVE YOU CHIITAN!!!!

i hope someone does the thing today, it would be so funny, pllssss

A teen girl wearing a Vote for Pedro t shirt looks at her flip phone while holding a placard that reads "USA=FAG NATION" and standing on a trampled American flag

Happy 4th

wait what, is this actually supposed to make capitalism look better??? like just a list of nice things we could do with socialism vs random bs for business owners

update: i sent them a v longwinded and passive aggressive email documenting the whole situation and mentioned a "family lawyer" and they came and fixed the AC immediately w no inspection lol :3

AAAAAA FIX MY AC OMG!!!!! I WANT TO NOT BE SWEATING 24/7 I DONT WANT IT TO BE 85° IN MY HOUSE AAAAAAAA

another pary of this is that for the past 4 days both me and my bf have been doing nothing but cleaning! like taking extra concerta to not sleep and my entire body is sore from the physical labor kinda cleaning!! and it was like 90° the whole time too! and now theyre not even here to fix anything :<

3/3
> its day 4 and they havent come still
> never fixed the ac
wtf???? is this even legal??? evil and unempathetic behaviour tbh

2/2
> guy from corporate shows up the next day and says the laundry room needs to be cleaned up before hell do anything to fix stuff
> landlord showed up at our door next morning at 8am and said were going to be inspected for a housing violation in 3 days and they might evict us

1/2 i hate my landlord
> AC has been broken for months
> put in a request in winter for it to be fixed and they didnt respond
> a couple weeks ago i directly asked a maintenance guy to fix it and he said hed put us in the list
> never came :/
> put in another request bc its freaking 85° INSIDE!!!

women should not be billionaires they should be in the kitchen making pipe bombs

people are like "this is unamerican" but what's more american than having everything suck shit all the time

i cant believe he actually managed to outdo reagan and jackson for worst president of all time

vodka!!! soda!!! in biden voic

yqy bnuy in the grass :3

gonna start calling ppl collaborators, idc if i sound insane tbh

i got a harness for marshmallow and i want to train her to go on walks with me

think i might get an estrogen molecule tattoo :3 idc if its corny tbh :p

might start going by norea i think, not sure yet but i do like it :3 and then i could be nori for short too :3

kitty

kitty

kitty

the kitty :3

why is hells animated so good omg :0

marshmallow :3

she is literally my daughter and i love her :3

noone knows the struggles of a girl who rly wants a caprese salad, yet has no mozzarella

the concept of acting like an angel
and dressing like crazy...

how do i get large amounts of e-waste and outdated devices for little to no money

debian branded thong

just found maybe the craziest thing i could ever purchase (found through a link on the official debian website btw lol)