When our daughter came out (and we didn't expect it) my husband was a bit shocked. I said "yeah but think, no boys, no potential teen pregnancies"
He genuinely whopped and punched the air 😂
Anyone else dealing with huge sensory overload right now?
Have had to take myself off alone in bed and shut the door in the dark.
Didn't help some important paperwork had to be filed today because I won't have time before it was due.
And we are back open tomorrow
#Publife #HospitalityLife
No there's none available
I've looked after my teeth for years but even when you find a non-private only dentist you're not guaranteed decent care. I'm about to lose a tooth because an NHS dentist was annoyed that I asked about a delay and cracked my tooth because he was being very rough with me.
Why is anyone shocked that the BBC supports Israel staying in Eurovision?
They supported paedophiles for years and did nothing so a country committing genocide wont be any different to them
He's actually lovely, genuinely a sweetheart and very funny. I was working at a theatre he did panto at and he was universally liked
18 now, still hated bullies, scares my pubs darts team. Legend
That's like when my daughter, 11 and tiny at the time, punched the lad in her year who was a bullying little prick. Broke his nose. So proud.
Casually buying a vintage Nirvana t-shirt whilst singing along to Tiffany on the radio 😂
Not saying I am exceptionally tired at work but I'm trying a combo of red bull and a packet of Rainbow Drop sweets to see if the sugar and caffeine can keep me awake.
One day off in a year of working 7 days, 9-midnight is not the one.
OMG thank you!
One decent ish song in a film. Rest is shite
why did this make me laugh
My body gets stupider
Have had awful tooth ache for weeks. Dentist is booked solid and stupidly expensive
Takes clove oil for the pan which is disgusting but works
Now have burns on my gum from it that hurt
I can't win
Jesus clove oil is rank isn't it? Does kill the pain but my god it's vile tasting
I've never been more disappointed in an ending than You since Lost.
Wtf was that? What the hell? They've managed to ruin all 4 seasons in 8 episodes.
That's why the mirror in my ladies loo is called "the magic skinny mirror"
Had ladies actively beg us not to remove it during the refurb.
It's just curved in on the frame as its about 40 years old
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The amount of selfies taken in it is mental
Even in the UK we aren't safe from Trump supporters. One in the bar today, telling me how great Trump is and he should take over the UK.
Fuck me dead. As a woman, and a feminist, I wanted to shout fuck no. As a businesswoman who needs the customer I had to bite my tongue.
Eugh. They walk among us.
I've just taught the teen how to batch cook. I'm hoping it encourages them to eat what they've cooked instead of their safe foods of noodles, pasta, and chicken strips. They've discovered garlic and five spice smells nice.
Fingers crossed.
On behalf of all publicans
If you walk into a pub, and it's not very busy, please, for the love of god, don't remark on it or make a joke of it.
We know it's quiet
We wish it wasn't
So we don't need you to point it out to us. We can see
Is it just my 16 year old who quotes Monty Python in Aldi?
And then this when it enters the site.... #VintedDown #Vinted #Vintedhack
Erm, Vinted, wtf?
I literally have certificates all over the wall
He declines a refund, all while tutting at me and sighing.
If I'd had a shit pint I'd want my money back
He's just a knob who will take great joy in giving a fake neg review to try and destroy us
Arseholes
He comes to the bar and slams pint down, huffing at me that "you've clearly no idea how to pull line cleaner off sufficiently" and he won't be having a pint or replacement
I point out that line cleaning is done fortnightly so is due next week and offer a refund all while he calls me a liar
I am so fucked off with some people
Our pub isn't seen as posh enough for our area by the council and some old duffers. We keep a meticulously clean bar and cellar
Had one in, minute through the door he is tutting about our decor. Buys a pint. Waits for husband to go upstairs
I really do need to put a coffee machine in the pub
It would save me shit loads and I could sell coffee too.
Then I could buy more coffee for me! #publife #landlady
Keep spreading the word, folks!
BlueSky can be another tool to beat the bad guys… and we need to use everything we possibly can. ✊👊
My teen and I have a great way of taking the piss out the Catholic family on their dad's side's attitude to their being a lesbian.
We went for a coffee this morning after an appointment and I posted "coffee date with my fave lesbian" tagging their dad.
So they will now see it on their timeline
