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I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

MY NAME IS CHARLES AND I LIKE MY WOMEN TO BE QUIET

A fake book cover of Camille Fournier’s “the managers path” but instead it’s the manager’s wrath. ORLY® "A practical guide to surviving and enduring a career in Engineering Management." - Juan Pablo Buriticá, surviving eng leader The Manager's Wrath A Guide for Tech Leaders Navigating Complex Bullshit Camille Fournier

When’s the special edition of your book dropping, @skamille.themanagerswrath.com? It looks amazing

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

lol solid floaters reference

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

I don’t really know how to process boards of Canada trying to do a good thing when I really only associate anticipation with bad things lately

But ok I’m excited

honestly Kraftwerk are a more interesting Beatles to me than the Beatles are

I saw this and I had to share it with you. Im sorry.

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Awesome. Thank you.

We need a `pedant` counterlabeler

adobe i am a loser. i puked in my bed and got all these tribal tattoos. i need to you to morph me into rock and roll tony, the famous musician

FRANCE: we're fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Tim Cook wearing a Vision Pro and looking like a dork

For Apple's 50th anniversary tomorrow, your desktop background and phone home images will be set to this photo

Wonder Showzen: Punch God in the Face YouTube video by BigNickontheDrum

amen

youtu.be/wHGN-fAkk5Y?...

i thought the guy that writes massively popular nerd sci-fi books would be much more introspective and thoughtful.

No, I have not learned by now, thank you

“I can’t wait for spring!” he says, forgetting that pollen lies in wait ready to sucker punch him into a wet sniveling puddle of snot and tears while the hot sun sears it all into a pile of regret and histamine rage while death whispers in his ear, “you should’ve started taking your meds weeks ago.”

A watercolor color image of a dark eyed junco in a huge pair of barrel legged jeans with a studded belt and chain. Text on an orange field reads "Dark Eyed JNCO"

Dude I’ve been waiting decades for vat-grown meat because of you 😀

two buttons on a website: “apply on jooble” “Apply on bebee”

it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

why is everything such a bummer all the time

“business idiot” is my favorite descriptor/euphemism of a certain type of MBA class of person.

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