Why @why.bsky.team •5mo Entering day four of "no phone because it broke and I can't get to an apple store", AMA • 27 128 Why @why.bsky.team •5mo I left it outside in the sun and when i went to pick it up, it was saying "temperature too high! let phone cool down before using again", and then within a few hours it was gone 0 6 • 28 Why + Follow @why.bsky.team Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a pool after it said it was too hot. I was told not to do that before doing so, but my hubris said "nah these things are waterproof" and into the swim it went. I go in the pool when I want to cool down, why can't my phone? 8:56 PM • Sep 27, 2025 26 likes 1 save 26

Fr why would you let an AI aggregate your mentions, it's just gonna make shit up and flatter you. Everyone is very animated about your plan to suck all dicks.

I dunno if there's a list there hut the top post he has is "Claude reads my notifs" so I asked it to read this: Pee pee poo poo

Read this: pee pee poo poo

poverty, video games, and success (1/3)

I hope I am, too, honestly.

Thanks, I love Pipe Bomb

:3

Loading an assault rifle and basically doing the Commando scene to go to Mad at Brelly island.

I'm being deployed to Mad At Brelly island. Full combat load. Ak47 AND m16. No survivors.

Everyone was so mad at me in my dreams and I kept fucking up and making people more mad, so I'm sinking Mad At Brelly Island today. You die if you're there, sorry. Try again tomorrow. 💣💣💣

I can tell I'm a real freak about a game when I have +30% more playtime in it than any single one of my steam friends

we all know I have no life, so:

Making billions in cruelty squad ( i left my computer on overnight as Gamestonk explodes and re-invested into a normal stock at penny prices)

Twinks don't deserve it.

Me: crush and maaim and violins and fighting twinks

Also me: oh, bee..... Oh, sad for be.... Show bee outside, nicely.... Bye, bee....

Shoes and gum. And friend.

By the end of my 10 years at the cinema, I think only 1 person from my start had remained. Fucked.

I kinda wanna buy a house with a conservatory, and block out the lower part of the windows so I can jack off

She knows.

Extremely purple Computer at night

My computer at night looked pr cool

Tomodatchi ain't for me, but, seeing y'alls posts about it is Good

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

Oooo

This often happens to me, liking one element of something and outright forgetting the weird bits. Kinda forgor how violent 2049 gets.

Yeag that angle, I don't like. Ryan Gosling robotically going around as a robot who robots with no emotion? Hell yeah. Find that wooden horse

Most unnecessary, yet still pretty good sequel

Remembering how video game difficulty discourse used to be like "a movie doesn't make you do work to get to the end of the plot" and then they made a whole slew of movies that require doing homework to understand

The Folding Ideas Mr. Beast video is well made while stating the obvious but its real utility is letting everyone admit that this shit is pretty clearly dying given the scale of his operation.