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A photo of someone dressed as Elmo, and real life Count Binface, caught together at an election where both were standing againt Boris Johnson.

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

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A photo of someone dressed as Elmo, and real life Count Binface, caught together at an election where both were standing againt Boris Johnson.

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

Today we ask: are vapes getting too big?

The "Pablo Escobar waiting" meme, made up of 3 separate photos from the TV show "Narcos" with the character variously sitting on a swing bench, at a desk in a darkened room, and standing in an empty pool, gazing into space.

U16s season over. Lost the cup final by 2 points. End of an era, and no more rugby coaching for me. I'm fine.

I thought I'd developed an addiction to Eddie Murphy films, but it turned out to be just one of those 48 hours things.

Just found out that my wife recorded over all my Bonnie Tyler videos with footage of her favourite Norwegian band. There’s nothing I can do. It’s totally clips of A-Ha.

My phone's stuck on Airplane mode and now I can't call my friend Shirley

Just found out that my wife recorded over all my Bonnie Tyler videos with footage of her favourite Norwegian band. There’s nothing I can do. It’s totally clips of A-Ha.

I’m in a queue to buy bus tickets. There are 5000 people ahead of me in the queue. This is the closest I will get to the Glastonbury experience.

Today we ask: are vapes getting too big?

Preparing to go to a wedding abroad, I've accidentally been listening to Dualit instead of Duolingo. I didn't learn a new language, but I can do a good toast.

I you sure it wasn’t, “this is my baby, Jem”?

So, it turns out that I haven't been listening to Placebo all this time.

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I'm learning to speak toast with Dualit

Complete with a view of a herd of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain.

The timing's just not good. Really busy at work at the moment. Maybe next time.

I have no idea what is going on in the US courts right now, but am enjoying, "I need to hear how they handle Wang".

Is Orkney killing stoats with bananas?

A quick reminder that today is the last day on which to invest in your 2025-26 Practical Joke ISA.

Tweet from Woking FC confirming Jermain Defoe as their new manager

Can’t even have Spurs appoint Jermain Defoe as their interim manager. Because of Woking.

Chasing the hotdog van again, Tiger?

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?

I've given up comic timing for Lent

Saving that one for later!

A baby chinchilla is known as a scintilla