You can wear this on our next date.

Bringing my Hot Older Woman Domme energy to work today.

If there's anybody out there who is familiar with Wix.

I've got a new website that is three quarters built, but my guy who was sorting it out is sadly out of action for the foreseeable future.

I'd love to get it finished, so if you can help, please get in touch.

DM if you prefer.

Ta.

Dude.

You will still have that brain and be able to write those stories.

As long as you don’t accidentally chop your head off you will remain attractive.

So, this is extremely hot…

🔥🔥🔥

[kink]

My favourite sex position is you on the floor in front of me while I sit and relax with one foot absentmindedly prodding your junk and the other foot on your face.

Thank you Simon and thank you Stranger 🩷

If this hasn’t gone yet I would love it!

Something went really well at work today, and I’m relieved and delighted.

I’m now feeling exuberant and feisty.

You’ve all been warned ⚡️

🤭 If you can’t bear the wait, brandy butter is quite easy to make.

I buy extra brandy butter at Christmas and save one pot of it for the first hot cross buns to appear in the shops in January.

Toasted hot cross buns and brandy butter are like an eclipse - so rare and you have to time it just right, but worth the effort.

Give a person a jigsaw, and they’ll do a puzzle for a day.

Give a person a jigsaw, and they’ll do puzzles for the rest of their life.

🧩 🪚

This absolutely works if done right, I have become an expert in it 🤭

All fine, log book updated 🤭

Pointy from behind, from waist to calves. She is wearing a red and black short tartan dress and opaque black tights. She is leaning against a grey wall and her position allows the slightest peek up the back of the dress.

As a responsible owner, taking my cervix for its 3 year service and MOT*

(*PAP test)

I don't want you dead! she says, calm as the sun.

I want all the people like you to be gone.
I don't want you there in the places I go;
I don't understand, and I don't want to know.

That's worse than you wanting me dead, I replied.

You're overreacting, she cheerfully lied.

[kink]

My favourite sex position is slowly pacing around you before I take the cloth bag off your head.

You are looking so hot.

I mean hot.

Sorry, hot.

Strong. Got there in the end 😅

I remain incredibly proud of this post and this first date - the day I kidnapped, tortured and collared @harlequinworks.bsky.social.

Hello 👋

the only time I care about BlueSky being the global town square is when I want to pillory a girl in it and leave her there as punishment

For the avoidance of doubt, I will be auditioning for the role of Villain.

Polycule thriller pls.

Mom & I Cover Creep By Radiohead (she is a classical Indian singer 🕉️) YouTube video by Avie Sheck

This duet cover of Radiohead's "Creep", between a son and his Shastriya Sangeet classically trained mother, is the mash-up I didn't know how much I needed in my life. Totally spontaneous sobbing may have taken place.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZoH...

I can’t believe I might be privileged enough to get my hands (respectfully and deferentially) on this beautiful body today 🫠

Finally a way to convey ‘I am a woman and I am not going to put up with this nonsense’ in one easy pin.

I love these!

Paging @bibulous1.bsky.social

love or hate ai all you want, its literally your job to recognize that it lies a lot and you need to manage that risk

There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
To save further trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming, he went