Me waiting for my doctor to come into the exam room

Titanium by David Guetta blasting in the waiting room is making me feel a bit better

I need you to rhythmically flex it while inside of me

I just found a chocolate cheesecake in my freezer while taking chicken out to cook for dinner I forgot I had this thank you bebe from the past

On the last season of house

I know right? I could have gone a bit darker but I was playing the don’t let the mallow fall off the stick before it reaches the graham crackers you know?

Selfie photo of my dog and I laying in bed together side-by-side like we’re a couple

I love waking up to no alarm and seeing this face right away

Another quiet nice to myself

It’s a high pony kind of day

2 burnt jumbo beef hotdogs one on the left has a squirt of ketchup

Burnt dogs or nothing 🌭

Close up of a grasshopper? On my sliding door and his lower half is oddly shaped like a penis

Giant grasshopper? Climbing up my sliding door

He made it to the top must be on the roof by now

15 days after getting my nails done my pointer finger nail on my left hand popped off today and I couldn’t even save it to reattach it because it fell into a black hole crevice in my car

I’m glad I waited until right before I went to bed and didn’t let it ruin the good week I had so good night I’m up in a couple of hours to go to work.

I jinxed myself I said the other day that at least I’m not like where I was mentally five years ago after the other incident because it wasn’t affecting me well it’s affecting me now

I just opened the nine messages I’ve been avoiding for almost a week and what the fuck is that? What the fuck am I supposed to say to that?

Rest easy lean cuisine

I’m going to get a bucket of salt water taffy.. I might even make it two buckets of taffy

500mg gummy, heading to the flea market you want anything?

Pan filled with halved peaches being fried in butter cinnamon cumin and brown sugar

Plate of cut up French toast and 2 halves of the cooked peaches

I wish I had picked up whipped cream but holy shit I’ve never had peaches cooked before and I can’t explain how amazing that sensation was in my mouth

No way am I buying another I know for a fact it’s in my tiny house just somewhere sad I can’t play my game till I fond it

I sadly misplaced the pencil from my iPad somewhere in my room and I cannot find it and I have searched for two days now

My boss who keeps trying to ask me to take a shorter lunch than everyone else lately just tried to ask me to clean out someone’s rotten food container from the fridge. Um no I don’t even throw out my own like that I’m not cleaning out someone else’s only for her to be like oh it’s mine lol

Giving happy Gilmore 2 a chance

A photo of my leg where my socks and and it looks like a zipper is on my skin from the imprint of the sock

I think I need to look into compression socks

Was it wrong to avoid you yesterday? A little bit but I wasn’t going to let your mood ruin my one day off

high thought: genuinely love that we all just post our random lil thoughts into a website and we all just be like “damn dawg that somme funny shit” whilst smiling to ourselves, in two different worlds

The satisfying itch preventers

My parents will have appointments with some of their clients at 7:30pm while I’m going to bed at 7:30pm who wants to leave the house after 730???😫

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