A crab but in a kawaii japenese cute style 🦀

Another lovely day! I’m in danger of catching some colour if this continues!

Still gutted my favourite selfie spot in the Big Boys Room has gone, so I’m having to make do with flashes of leg like a Victorian trollop
(Unless I go to the other room but that’s a bit meh)

I loved deep impact! The beach scene 😭😭😭😭

It’s been a good day for the IBS*

*interesting background selfies.

Saw one of you had parked your van in Sainsburys earlier!

Sweating out the last bits of an Easter Egg and a spring cold 🙌🏼

GAY KLAXON!!!!!!!!!
It’s here!!!! And its Future Lovers part 2 ! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Wet Ass Fibre-Optics??

Ok, so you brought all the variants … but only TRUE fans brought the Fisher Price Ltd editions

I was told it meant serendipity 😭

Is a WAF like a WAP ??? wet ass … Fanny???? not sure what the f is for?

Chinese character tattoo (c Corfu 1998)

The amount I’ve clicked thinking ‘oooh they’d never post Madge’ and it’s been willies again

😱😱😱 I’ll put on my full length kaftan for the gym tomorrow

Ok, who hit save, own up.

To log into my laptop, I’ve just had to sing a garage classic; It needed 2-step verification

Gym playlist blessed me with 2 x Voice of the Beehive songs to get me through ✌️

If you get the time, a day trip to Toledo is worth it!

I’ve got a new friend 💜

I used to tell people I was a comedian and gameshow host, just to get attention

I’ve now been diagnosed with Monkhousen syndrome

Hoping they do a starscream one too!

Just some light reading 🖤 (may have made a purchase)

Thinking of new ways to get you to click onto my Etsy card page 😂

martynwithaydesigns.etsy.com

When I post a gym selfie (which isn’t very often let’s face it) I seem to get extreme p’rn bots and American p*litical bots. Not the type of bots I want to see 😉😂

Posting hog

Out out for a few Cheeky Vimtos ✌️

Pictures of cakes should have an automatic label applied by Bluesky, like they do with pictures of dicks. These look incredible!

Co-Fig 19? Feel better soon Mr! ❤️

My knees hurt just compiling this together …