The discourse about how early you should arrive at an airport is another in a long line of things that just nakedly show how unaware of your own privilege some people are. Any time I've ever needed to take a flight, missing it by 1 day would be disastrous.

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ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer

KEIR: my father was a drill bit

ME: that's right Keir!

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

You seem not at all bothered by the nasty vitriol she and her party encourage with their speeches, their policies and their callous and cruel indifference to the plight of people who are not them. Your inability or unwillingness to see this is part of the issue. "Predictable" means you know this.

any oil you license now won't be here in time to fix this crisis and by the time the crisis has subsided there's no guarantee the fields will be profitable anyway

I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines.

Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

Consistent pattern - Labour is authoritarian with people who might once upon have voted for them and libertarian when it comes to people whose whole purpose in this world is to destroy them

My current proposal is we photoshop an XL bully's head onto Churchill's body, which I think will simultaneously please both camps and accurately portray Britain.

THREE years ago? Pull the other one, some people have been ringing alarm bells for over a decade.

In Wettest Dunbartonshire

the Greens keep saying the kinds of things that people who vote Labour agree with and Labour keep calling it dangerous extremism, and I’m not sure you could plan a better voter alienation strategy

You think that’s funny do you. Well right this moment Matt Goodwin’s sitting at home eating his book again

Oh are we doing that whole bit again where we pretend Brianna Ghey died because of social media rather than because of the people who stabbed her 28 times.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Smithers, I’m beginning to think that Zarah Sultana was not the brilliant tactician I thought she was

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Muppet Christmas Carol Meme featuring Highlander quote AND TINY CONNOR MACLEOD OF THE CLAN MACLEOD WHO *COULD NOT* DIE

I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a demon bound by corruption.

Please think hard before gifting a Felhound this Christmas.

zack polanski's social media activity fuckin' rocks lmao

We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.

It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.

The intent of all of this is increasingly clear - it is to hound not only every trans person out of public life, but force every person who is not explicitly anti-trans either out of employment or into silence.

the future is a boot and a human face calling each other "reddit" - forever

I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays

They’re not even promising to reverse climate change or cure cancer, teach children etc etc anymore it’s just threat of punishment, destroying any just society, destroying art and labor by owning it by law and ideology. When tasked to talk like a futurist they describe dystopia as progress

Grow up idiot. You're being accurately called out for taking a dead girl's memory and using it to push your party's nasty, invasive policies. It is genuinely sickening. For you to tell people to "touch grass" or even call them "deranged" speaks to the level of truly uninspired your dismal lot are.