Bathroom mirror selfie

Forced to wear clothes and work 😔 happy 4/20!

Happy birthday big boy!

Growing my beard out again… should I go shorter on the haircut tomorrow? I can’t decide 😩

Selfie with my shirt pulled up

Instagram saw it early, happy #tummytuesday

Holy moly 😳

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Just made the most disgusting smoothie ever 😍

*morning stretch* Hi, yes! Who ordered the big blue dog for...*checks notes*...morning debauchery? 😬😈🐶💙🖤

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓

Happy Easter 🙂‍↕️

‼️ Minneapolis mentioned ‼️

Jim in a pup hood 🐶

Not to alarm anybody but… 🐶

Omggg 🥵🥵🐶

Mirror selfie, me wearing a jock with no pants

No Kings, No Pants

From your dad 😤 (playing volleyball and leg day)

Should I start posting hog again 🤔

Nude mirror selfie waist up

So sore and tired 🥱 happy Friday!

Bathroom mirror selfie

Shirtless flexing selfie in locker room

With or without a shirt?
(I got a haircut please clap!)

Happy birthday! 🤤

Thinking of a pup name for myself… anyone with experience have any tips?

Michelle was pissing me off so bad 😭

If you’re at Tank tonight, say hi or else! 😾

I’ll be wearing an easy-access jock 😇

Can I put it in my mouth? 🤤

Shirtless selfie

Played terribly at volleyball last night 😭 happy Friday though!

So glad I don’t care about being skinny… one of my coworkers was talking about watching what they eat so they could have a “summer bod”—I’m trying to be fat as fuck this summer!

Good night* 😵‍💫

Selfie in bed showing armpit

Gonna try to start taking more pictures again. Been busy and sleepy 😴 have a goodnight cuties on my phone!

A sideways photo of me sitting on the bed naked, holding my belly and looking at my hard cock

One last photo? I’ve posted more cock today than I have this whole year so far - I felt like y’all deserved some good posts! (And also being incredibly horny helped, thanks to those who helped there 😈)

Bathroom selfie, me wearing a black winter coat

So windy in Minnesota 🥶

Thirsty Thursday anyone? 💦