Daytime Hemlock Hole vs. The Grove

good evening folx

YAYYYYY

what if i file my taxes at ZERO CHILL Womannial

i’m coming clean, i never did this and i don’t think i will

i wonder what kinda life i would lead if i listened to idk meghan trainor or that mushroom dopamine girl that looks like the teletubbies baby with dreads and genuinely felt absolutely puss and cunt

Awruff 🐶

happy birthday you very good boy!

chopacabra

dog in a fabulous dress

recs appreciated

paying tribute to the culture of my rave elders (looking to buy a convenient little sweat towel)

yes you were right and they were wrong dear now here’s your reward, a glass of dookie water that you can, have, and will continue to blame on your morally inferior counterparts - who are gonna be drinking the same thing when they get water out of their tap too! 💖💖💖

only poly i know is poly ran through

and i’m a fucking dog

STOP GIVING YOUR HORSE BANGS IF YOU CAN’T CUT HAIR! THEY DESERVE BETTER!

they need to make a chastity cage not for kink but to work from home

Suddenly!! Armpit Play

mike wang is a lovely name for a drag king

in awe of the miracles beyond our understanding, often labeled as divine intervention and also known as doxy pep

i will be adding you this evening, be prepared.

guys wait hold up!!! i’m shifting the blame somewhere it’s convenient for me !

Me: And ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if you didnt believe me after that recording of him practicing the abrakadabra choreo i would like to remind you that this ‘straight’ man is a REGISTERED NURSE

Jury: GAGGGGGG

urgent care doctor yesterday not having the vocab for it but asking if i was a locked puppy for the entire time he saw me was pissing me off 😭

@djpimplepopper.bsky.social so were you good

meeeeee

new charity foreskin for the needy

i’m not gay i’ve literally never even been to puerto vallarta

in a week